Humorous dialogue stories in Shishuoxinyu

Wang Lantian is impatient. When he tried to eat a chicken, he stabbed it with chopsticks, but when he couldn't get it, he became very angry and threw it to the ground. The chicken has not stopped spinning on the ground, but it still goes down to the ground and crushes it with the teeth of its clogs, but it cannot be recovered. The chicken is so severe that it falls back to the ground, takes it out of the mouth, bites it, and spits it out. When Wang Youjun heard this, he laughed and said, "If Anqi has such a nature, it is as if there is no hero. How about Lantian Xie?"

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Wang Lantian has a very impatient temper. One time when eating eggs, he pierced the eggs with chopsticks. When he couldn't get them, he became very angry and threw the eggs on the ground. The egg kept spinning on the ground. He then got down from the seat and stepped on it with his shoe teeth, but he didn't step on it. He was so angry that he picked it up from the ground and put it in his mouth. He bit the egg open and spit it out. Wang Youjun laughed when he heard this: "Even if An Qi (Wang Lantian's father Wang Cheng) has this temper, there is nothing worthwhile, let alone Wang Lantian?

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Wang Dunchu Shangzhu, When he went to the toilet, he saw dried dates in a lacquer box, which was originally used to plug his nose. The king said that the fruits were also in the toilet, and the food was exhausted. Drinking it means it is dry rice. All the maids cover their mouths and laugh.

When Wang Dun was getting married to the princess, he went to the toilet and saw dried dates in a lacquer box. This was used to stuff his nose. He thought he had some snacks to eat after going to the toilet, so he finished eating. After using the toilet, the maid filled a golden bathtub with water. There were bath beans in a glazed bowl for him to wash his hands with. He thought it was dry rice, so he poured it into the water and ate it. , all the maids smiled with their mouths covered

Cai Si traveled across the river and saw Peng Chu. He was overjoyed and said, "The crab has eight legs, plus two claws." He ordered him to cook it. After eating and vomiting, you will know that it is not a crab. Later, he told Xie Renzu about this matter, and Xie said: "You are not familiar with Erya, so you might as well die trying to encourage learning."

After Cai Mo crossed the Yangtze River and went south, he was very happy to see the crickets and said: "The crab has eight legs, plus two claws." Ask someone to cook it. After eating it, I couldn't stop vomiting and felt very embarrassed and sleepy. Then I realized that it was not a crab. Later, he told Xie Renzu about this matter, and Xie Renzu laughed at him and said: "You didn't read "Erya" well, and you almost died because of "Encouragement to Learning"."