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The Fox and the Crow started with a short story. The next day, the fox saw the crow and took another piece of meat.
The next day, the fox saw the crow holding a piece of meat again. The fox saw the crow standing on the branch. The fox said, "Dear crow, how are you?" The crow thought, I don't care about you. The fox thought, the crow won't buy it. The fox rolled his eyes and began to tell jokes. The crow didn't laugh for the first time. The second time, the little crow pouted, but still didn't laugh; The third time, the little crow couldn't help laughing. The meat fell to the ground, and the fox picked it up and ran away.
The next day, the fox saw the crow with a piece of meat in his mouth, and his mouth was watering. He said, "Dear crow, how are you?" The crow didn't answer. The fox said, "crow, your voice is very nice." Sing a few words. " The crow had a brainwave. She painted the stone red and put it in her mouth before singing. As soon as I opened my mouth, the stone fell. When the fox saw it, he quickly picked it up. The stone fell into the fox's mouth. The fox was very happy and took a hard bite. "ouch, it hurts me." The fox's teeth fell to the ground and screamed with pain. This is what goes around comes around. Since then, the crow has lived a happier life day by day.
The next day, the fox saw the crow with a piece of meat in its mouth. The fox thought for a moment and said, "Dear crow, I heard that today is your birthday. I will give you a piece of meat. " So the fox got into the hole, found a small stone and painted it into a real piece of meat. The fox threw his head back and threw the meat into his mouth. The crow saw the big and thin meat thrown by the fox and wanted to catch it. The real meat fell, grabbed the fallen meat and quickly got into the hole.
The next day, the fox saw the crow with a piece of meat in his mouth, and wanted to cheat the crow with sweet words. The crow wants to say that you can't fool me, "Wow?" The meat fell with a bang. The fox picked it up from the ground, smiled at the meat and said to the crow, "You really don't have a long memory. Goodbye! " "
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