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Help mom buy food ingredients.
Help my mother buy food composition 1 "Zhou Kexin, buy food for me quickly!" I was startled by my mother's voice when I was painting, so I had to go out slowly with my basket and money.
When I came to the vegetable market, it was a sea of people. There are not only many people, but also vegetables on both sides of the road-purple eggplant, corn in Huang Cancan and red tomatoes. "cheap! Too expensive! " At this moment, I heard an aunt bargaining! I looked at another flower seller next to me, and the fragrance of flowers kept drilling into my nose. "Wow, it smells good!" I can't help admiring.
Suddenly, I remembered that I came to buy food, not to visit the vegetable market. I hurried inside, looked around and found the food I wanted to buy in the booth under a big tree.
I went over and asked, "Aunt, how much is this dish?" Aunt kindly said, "This dish is one yuan a catty!" I'm surprised. I only bought 50 cents a catty at my door and began to bargain. "Aunt, give me a little cheaper!" "I said pathetically. My aunt saw my miserable appearance and said helplessly, "OK, OK, I'll give you fifty cents!" ""I was so happy that I carefully selected several dishes and handed them to my aunt. My aunt weighed it with an electronic scale, handed it to me and said, "One * * * five dollars and forty cents!" " "I handed my aunt ten dollars from my pocket, and then turned away. The aunt behind her quickly shouted: "Hey! Little girl, your money! " I turned around, said thank you shyly, and then turned away.
On the way home, the birds in the tree sang for me, the flowers nodded to me and the grass danced for me.
When I got home, I told my mother about it. My mother criticized me and praised my aunt.
This shopping made me realize that my mother worked so hard that I should do more for her in the future!
Help my mother buy food composition 2 Since my mother had a baby, she has become our "panda baby", so I took the initiative to undertake the glorious task of helping my mother buy food.
One night, my mother gave me seven yuan to buy food in a nearby supermarket.
There are so many dishes in the supermarket that I am dazzled. I don't know what to buy at present. Hey, isn't this bitter gourd? A few days ago, my mother always said that she wanted to eat bitter gourd, so she might as well buy two. I took off my bag, picked two bitter melons and put them in. Walking around, I accidentally found broccoli lying next to bitter gourd. It is green and fresh. A few days ago, I read in the book "There is a little train in my stomach" that "elves like broccoli, and I hope you like it, too." I like it, too. I picked another handful of broccoli and put it in the bag.
It's time to pay the bill. I roughly calculated that the unit price of bitter gourd is 1. 96, two pieces add up to more than 3 pieces, and the unit price of broccoli is 6. 98, which adds up to more than 10. Shit, I only get 7 yuan. What should I do?
Aunt salesgirl finished calculating the money. I saw that the total amount written on the screen was 5 yuan, and I brought 7 yuan. Is there any money left? Oh, I am secretly relieved. But I still have some doubts. Why is there money? Aunt salesgirl should not miscalculate. Did I miscalculate?
When I got home, my mother looked at the dishes I bought and wondered why I bought these two dishes. I told my mother all my thoughts. My mother hugged me, kissed my forehead and said, "The baby is so good. She knows how to miss her mother."
I suddenly thought of that little question and asked my mother for an answer. Mom smiled when she heard this: "Little fool, the unit price you saw is on a catty, and a catty of bitter gourd is 1. 96 yuan, two bitter melons are about a catty, and 2 yuan is estimated. Broccoli weighs more than half a catty, so it should be around 3 yuan, and the two dishes add up to more in 5 yuan. Your calculation method is based on gold. No wonder it is wrong. A big old man. " I really miscalculated and almost made a joke.
I can't believe that such a small thing as buying food still hides so much knowledge.
Help mom buy food in 3 minutes. Ten days have passed since the winter vacation. I don't get up until after eight o'clock every day, but today I got up an hour earlier. Mom was surprised and asked me? "Why did you get up so early today?" I said with a naughty smile? "I want to buy you something to eat today." Mom said? "No, it's too cold outside." I said? "Just put on gloves." Finally, under my soft grinding and hard foam, my mother finally agreed.
My mother gave me twenty dollars and said? "Buy a catty of leeks and a catty of peppers. No matter how you lift it, you can't lift it. Pay attention to safety on the road and cross the road to take the zebra crossing. " I said? "I see." Mom also said that? "Be sure to buy fresh vegetables." So, I went out happily with the money.
When I got to the side of the road, the cars coming and going shuttled around me, which was creepy. At the intersection, the red light is on. I waited for a while and saw an aunt walking in front of me. So I followed her across the street, and I thanked her silently. When I entered the vegetable market, there were so many dishes that I was dazzled. The food in the market is so fresh that I don't know who to buy. My eyes are always looking for what I want. Just then, I saw two aunts buying food in front of an uncle. I think? "This uncle's food must be cheap and fresh." So I strode to my uncle's food stall. My uncle smiled and asked me what to buy. I said? "Buy a pound of leeks and a pound of peppers." When my uncle saw that I was a child, he helped me pick out fresh ones. My uncle weighed the vegetables for me and put them in a plastic bag. I asked? "How much is it?" Uncle said? "Ten dollars." I paid the money, took the food and went home happily.
In the afternoon of my sixth year, I finished writing the last page of winter vacation homework. I looked at my watch and it was only about 3: 30, so I went downstairs to play with my neighbor's little sister. At this moment, my mother who was washing clothes saw it and said to me, "Jie Shen, go outside and buy some celery and some dried tofu for my mother. I was so tired of eating meat dishes a few days ago that I made some vegetarian dishes today. " I thought to myself, "isn't it easy to buy food?" He readily agreed. I took the twenty dollars my mother handed me and went out of the market.
When I arrived at the food market, a cry of selling came to my ears. I looked around and walked quickly to the food stall. "How much is celery?" I pointed to a bundle of green celery. I am usually timid, and I feel more shy at this time. My voice is not only small, but also slightly trembling. "A handful of celery is one yuan and fifty cents." The old man selling vegetables said with a smile and picked up a bundle of celery dripping with water. "Oh, buy one." I shyly lowered my head and reached into my pocket to get the money. The old man selling vegetables handed me celery in a plastic bag. I handed the money over, took it back, and turned to the bean product stand.
"Give me three yuan of dried tofu." "ok." At some point, foreign aunts skillfully put some dried tofu in food bags, weighed them with electronic scales, and then put two or three pieces in their pockets. I quickly handed her three coins, took the pocket, and hurried to other food stalls. ...
Go to the door of the market after buying vegetables. At this time, a fruity fragrance came with the wind. When I looked up, there was a fruit stand in front of me, so I spent eight yuan on Gong Ju, my favorite food.
Finally, the task was completed, and I was relieved. I thought, "shopping is really a complicated thing, but my mother comes to buy food every day and never complains." How hard it is for her! " I will help more in the future.
Mom, be a qualified assistant. "
I got up early today and asked my mother to take me to the morning market to buy food. My home is not far from the morning market. On the way, my mother and I told some stories happily. I didn't feel it until I found it: the traffic here is busy, bustling and crowded with people. There are voices of hawking and bargaining everywhere. However, the food in the food stalls is not very rich.
We buy tomatoes mainly to store them for the winter. Because my mother told me that tomatoes in winter are too expensive to taste as delicious as those in summer, I made a reserve in advance. Mother asked some tomato sellers whether the tomatoes were bad or the price was too high. Finally found a cheap one. I liked it at first sight and said, "Mom, let's buy this!" " Aunt's persimmons are not only big, but also beautiful in color. I think it must be delicious and beautiful! "My mother gently stroked my head and said, Oh, my child has grown up and has a vision. Ok, my mother listens to you! " "So, my mother squatted down and carefully selected tomatoes. I think my mother chose the red one, so I helped her choose it together.
Mom said, "It should be not only red, but also hard, and it should be flawless, so that it can be preserved easily and for a long time." "Well, there is a way to buy tomatoes!" I said to myself. So I picked it with my mother. Soon, our spare bag will be full. In fact, the propaganda on TV is to protect the environment. For environmental protection, we brought a big shopping bag.
The beautiful tomatoes were sold out, and my mother bought some more peppers. My mother said, "This is called enema pepper, which is the hottest one in the pepper family." I nodded solemnly, and then returned with a full load! At home, I summed it up again: don't think it's a waste of time to go shopping with your parents. In fact, instead of studying at home, you can learn a lot about life by going out to buy food with adults, which you can't learn in class. Mother added: knowledge is never too old to learn, just be a willing heart.
Today is Mother's Day. I got up early, put the gift box in a conspicuous place on the table and pretended to sleep. ......
When mom got up, she was very happy to see the presents inside. (Actually, it's a black circle with hair tied, only 1 yuan) When I got up, I said, "Mom, happy holidays!" Mother's eyes narrowed into a crack.
"Mom, I'm going to buy food today!" Mom smiled and gave it to me 12 yuan. He said to me, "If you have a dish, you can use this 12 yuan to make it yourself! Remember, in order to cultivate your financial management ability, the remaining money cannot exceed 2 yuan, nor can it be less than 1 yuan! " "yes! I will definitely bring you back 1 yuan and a half or 2 yuan! " I'm happy to say. Because I have a chance to exercise myself!
I came to the market, which was crowded with people. Um ... just buy some Flammulina velutipes, screws and tribute pills. I came under the vegetable shed. (Because the food in the vegetable shed is fresh and cheap) After I went in, I squeezed a little and pushed to the front.
"Mother-in-law, how much are these uncut screws?" I pointed to the screw and asked an old woman selling vegetables.
"That's all. I can sell it to you for 2 yuan. " I doubt it. So I put my hand on the mat, almost!
Go to buy tribute pills first.
......
"Aunt, I'll buy a tribute pill of 4 yuan."
"ok!"
Four dollars and fifty cents for Flammulina velutipes, and six dollars left. ......
"Come to half a catty of Flammulina velutipes!"
"Miss, 5 yuan."
Ah! No way!
"I only have four and a half dollars."
"all right."
Look, I've been treacherous enough.
I have these things in my hand, one word: cool!
I am a good boy who can help my mother with housework, haha, which makes me feel very proud! I am in the sixth grade this year. I have been helping my mother with housework for three years. In these three years, my favorite thing is to help my mother buy food.
There are some small things to help my mother do, such as washing dishes, folding clothes, collecting quilts, tidying the room, washing vegetables, frying eggs and fried rice, cooking rice, cooking mung bean porridge and, oh, sweeping the floor. But I like helping my mother buy food best, because I can use my favorite homework-math. Only when I do this housework can I feel that I am a sixth-grade pupil studying.
My mother, she is good at everything, she can do everything well, but she is not good at math. She has been unable to settle the accounts for a long time. Even I can work out the accounts. She is snapping her fingers and pressing the computer again, which makes me feel very fulfilled in helping her buy food, because my mother will miscalculate the account, but I won't. This is also the only time when my mother can't do all the housework instead of me, so I have a special liking for this housework.
Every time I hear my mother say, xx, go and buy some food for my mother, I will happily walk out of comic world and go to the vegetable market with a small bag on my back. Although I am only in the sixth grade of primary school, I go shopping, and no vendor will fool me, because I always shop around to buy it. If I give the wrong money, I will tell the truth to the boss like a detective Conan. At this time, the boss will send me two more onions for a while as an apology. Over time, my uncles and aunts in the vegetable market recognized me as a child who helped my mother buy food, and no one dared to deduct me a penny more.
It is precisely because of this sense of accomplishment that helping my mother buy food has become my favorite thing, and I can also practice my math homework, so that my uncle and aunt who buy food can see that I am also a good boy who helps my mother do housework. Why not?
Help Mom Buy Food Composition 8 This morning, it was sunny. I got up early, so I'm going shopping with my mother.
"A little cheaper, a little cheaper." "no! No! " The voices of bargaining have come and gone, forming a beautiful piece of music, which is obviously in the market.
At this time, my mother and I went into a butcher shop to buy meat stuffing. My mother was afraid of the delay, so she said to me, "Yinger, go and buy some tomatoes first!" " Just exercise yourself. "Because this is my first time to buy food and I can't bargain, I still hesitate to promise. Then, I went into a daze.
After walking for a while, I saw a vegetable seller with a box full of all kinds of vegetables. There are beans in long green dresses, eggplant in purple robes, wax gourd with a big belly ... and bright red and watery tomatoes. Seeing tomatoes, I was overjoyed and quickly asked my boss, "How much is this tomato?"
"One dollar and fifty cents."
So, I propped up the bag, picked four big and red ones and handed them to the boss.
"Well ... three dollars and twenty-four cents." I didn't bargain, and the boss went on to say, "Add one more and make it an integer, four dollars." I didn't say anything. I took the tomatoes, paid the money and left.
I walked up to my mother and remembered, oh, my God! I forgot to bargain! So I said to my mother, "Mom, I forgot to make a counter-offer. Obviously, I picked four, three dollars and twenty cents, and I can get three dollars. However, the boss added another one, four dollars, a penny for a penny! Oh, my God! Obviously you can save a dollar! "
My mother smiled, and so did I. Mom smiled and said, "You should learn to bargain when you buy things. Remember to bargain in the future! " "
It seems that bargaining is essential for shopping, and shopping is also very learned. I will study hard in the future.
During the summer vacation, I went home to Hong Kong. Because my parents are very busy at work, they give me food expenses every day to buy food by myself, so I became a "vegetable chef". I designed lunch and dinner every day, and then asked my parents for advice, modified it and bought it at the vegetable market.
The vegetable market in Hong Kong is really clean, equipped with cool air conditioning, and all the seafood sold in the market can swim. There are green and clean vegetables on the vegetable rack. Enthusiastic stall owners' uncles and aunts greet me kindly every day when they see me entering the market: "Little sister, what do you want to eat today?" Then he asked me, "Little sister, why doesn't your mother come to buy food?" I said, "Mom is very busy at work and has no time to buy food." After listening to my answer, they were kind to me and gave me many discounts. For example, when buying fish, they will weigh me a little more or sell me a dollar cheaper; When I bought an apple, my aunt gave me one. I feel great when I buy food. I always get help from my uncle and aunt. Perhaps I was the only child who went to the vegetable market alone to buy food, so my elders gave me special preferential treatment and care.
The weekend finally came, and my mother had a rest. She wanted to see how I bought food, so she went to the market with me. It's almost time to go to the market. I suddenly stopped and whispered to my mother, "mom, don't follow me." Stay away from me. Others will not give me a discount when they see you! " "My mother snickered, but she followed me and watched me buy food. Walking into the market, the stall owners saw me and my mother and said to my mother, "Oh, so this is your daughter?" "What a good boy! You should praise her well. " I was embarrassed to hear the compliments from my uncles and aunts. I was just trying to take advantage of others, but now I'm hiding behind my mother. I saw my mother smiling proudly.
I have to help my mother buy food during the winter vacation and continue to be a "gourmet chef"!
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