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Poetry and Prose of Plum Blossoms

be attentive to one's personal appearance

The dead branches of plum blossoms are full of flowers, and safflower does not need green leaves.

Cold ling is proud of the spring breeze and thanks those who prune and chop branches.

Chinese plum

At first, there was snow in the calyx, so it was difficult to draw a picture alone.

There is rhyme in the fragrance, which is extremely cold.

Come to listen to the flute sorrow, but lean on the disease.

Against the wind, if solved, it is easy to destroy.

In the mirror.

As long as you remember the things you regret in your life.

Plum blossoms have fallen.

Like watching her swim across the river.

Like climbing a pine ladder.

Dangerous things are beautiful.

Why don't you watch her ride back?

Warm cheeks,

Shame. Bow your head and answer the emperor.

A mirror is always waiting for her.

Let her sit in the mirror where she often sits.

Looking out of the window, as long as I think of things I regret in my life.

Plum blossoms fall in the south mountain.

Xiangmei

A rich man is enjoying plum blossoms in his garden.

It was a cold winter morning, and the brilliant red plum blossoms appeared in the most beautiful way. The rich are very happy that there are such beautiful plum blossoms in their gardens.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. The rich man opened the door and found a beggar in rags shivering with cold in the cold wind. The beggar froze outside the plum garden all night. He said, "Sir, please, can I have something to eat?"

The rich man asked the beggar to wait at the gate of the garden for a while, turned into the kitchen and brought a bowl of hot food. When he gave it to the beggar, the beggar suddenly said, "Sir, the plum blossoms in your house are really fragrant!" " Having said that, he turned and walked out.

The rich man stood there in shock. He was shocked. Will the poor enjoy plums? This is something I never knew. Another shock is that plum blossoms have been planted in the garden for decades. Why have you never smelled the fragrance of plum blossoms?

So, with a solemn mood, he approached Meihua carefully for fear of disturbing Xiangmei. He finally smelled the faint, clear and incomparable plum blossom fragrance, and then he moistened his eyes and shed emotional tears in order to let himself smell the plum blossom fragrance for the first time.

Yes, beggars can also enjoy plum blossoms. Some beggars can smell the crisp smell of plum blossoms even when they are extremely hungry. It can be seen that good material conditions may not make people become tasteful people, and bad material conditions will not obscure people's spiritual clarity. A person who has no money deserves sympathy, and a person who has never known the fragrance of plum blossoms deserves sympathy.

In fact, a person's quality is similar to that of Xiang Mei, which is intangible and a kind of breath. If you just appreciate the shape of flowers, it is difficult to know that plum blossoms have a very light fragrance; If you can't be careful and considerate, it's difficult to taste the aroma of a person's personality hidden in the outside.

The saddest thing is that few people can look back on themselves and enjoy the plum fragrance in their hearts. Most people's lives are empty, and they don't realize the subtle but very clear fragrance of their own nature hidden in their hearts.

Beggars who can smell Mei Xiang are also rich.

Now, let's go to the garden of the soul with a solemn mood, let go of all the shackles, let our crazy hearts rest, and look at the plum fragrance revealed by ourselves!

Plum blossoms don't bloom in the whole season.

Change your tears

Is it because I am greedy for cakes and gained two pounds? Is the bike protesting? After the "wishing tree" cafe, I can't ride any more. I got off the bus and pinched the tire. I was exhausted last night and only a small part was left.

Then I saw you standing by the road. To be precise, I saw your mountain bike first, my heart was beating and my eyes were burning. Thousands of dollars' car! Zhichun, cool is your alias.

"hi."

You ignored me.

In the early summer of May, the Chinese parasol trees are flourishing, the wind blows and the head rustles. I passed by pushing a cart and was stunned by the way you cried.

We stood silently in the shade for five or six minutes, and then pushed the cart to the next intersection together. After waving goodbye, I watched you get on the mountain bike and sprint on the sunny road. The thin green jacket was blown like a sail by the wind. And I, recalling every word you told me, slowly pushed my bike home.

You wipe your eyes and say nothing, but suddenly you want to play with your cousins.

Your little cousin died in a car accident. What you say seems to be false, but your tears are real.

Do you know how I felt then? Zhichun, I'm jealous. I am willing to exchange with your cousin, and I am willing to die for your sudden thoughts and tears.

A soft buttonwood leaf brushed my cheek and fell to the ground. The green leaves are the same color as the jacket you are wearing.

I went back to my old habits. My heart stopped for a second, and pushing my bike would make a small S-arc. I took a deep breath and drove your shadow away from my mind.

My heart stops when I miss you, and my heart speeds up when I see you.

So the day before, I heard that you were going to the liberal arts class, and the next day, I asked the class teacher to fill out the course selection form again. You know, I'm not interested in physical chemistry, but at least, after separation, I can't see your heart. Maybe my arrhythmia can be cured in Huo Ran.

Simple answer

The wishing tree is very strange. Under the guise of a cafe, there are several mahjong tables in the store, and there are all kinds of cold drinks in the freezer at the door. Last winter, I even bought a sweet potato baked in a microwave oven here.

At noon that day, I repaired the car and went to school after lunch, and the "wishing tree" took on new tricks. There is a small blackboard in front of the store, and the words "shaved ice, pineapple, orange, and a glass of 3 yuan" are written in chalk.

"Crack", the voice stopped abruptly. A gust of wind, a refreshing smell of sweat, a smiling face. You put one foot on the side of the road and the other foot on the pedal of the mountain bike.

"Let's go! Please eat shaved ice. " When your chin is raised, someone has got off the bus and walked in front of me. The golden orange jam is smudged with color in fine sand ice, and orange meat the size of corn grains is scattered on the ice.

"It tastes good, don't you think?"

I, uh-huh. In fact, I wanted to say that this is the best shaved ice I have ever eaten, but when I got to the tip of my tongue, I said, "Chi Chun, why did this stupid shop get the name of a cafe?"

Obviously, neither do you. Take a wild guess, then turn around and repeat my question to the proprietress standing behind the freezer. The wife of shop-owner pie pie, "very simple! When I open a shop, I want to open a coffee shop. It changed as soon as it was opened, and I was too lazy to change my name. "

I smiled at you.

The woman behind the refrigerator was confused by our laughter. Yes, it's not funny at all, but why do we laugh? You pat me on the shoulder and I hit you on the arm?

Suddenly, the air became as cool and sweet as pineapple and orange shaved ice. Suddenly, we all stopped laughing and walked to our bikes.

"You see, this question that makes people want to break their heads actually has a super simple answer." You summed it up like a philosopher and then gave me a meaningful look. "Zhang Yunzhi, I know why you don't go to the liberal arts class because you like me."

Say that finish, you got on the mountain bike and rushed out, leaving me alone. I can't believe I'm angry with you, Zhichun. You're crazy! Not only do you like to be cool, but you are also a 250!

I've thought about it many times. When the college entrance examination is over, I won't avoid you any more. I can go to your house aboveboard and feel at ease, chat with you, go swimming with you and invite you to a movie. Chase whoever you like. It is not shameful for girls to chase boys, but it is shameful to like each other but dare not admit it.

I didn't come to see you after the release. I went to Hong Kong and visited eight European countries with a group. Studying hard for three years is to change the admission notice of a famous university in Shanghai. My parents are very happy. They took turns asking for leave and spent money with me for two months. Zhichun, even if I don't go out to play, I won't come to you.

Yes, I changed my mind after eating shaved ice that day. Since you know that I like you, why should I pursue you? The world is so big and the future is so long, Chi Chun. Maybe you will fall in love with me one month. Then, why can't you chase me?

But you never did.

That's no big deal. Without you, the boys chasing me are also from the university town to the city center. If you don't believe me, I can't help it. You said with a smile on the phone, "Zhang Yunzhi, are all dinosaurs in your school?"

I'm too impatient with you. Do you think I'm really so unattractive? Let me tell another story: a roommate named Fan Bingbing's second child has many admirers. An alumnus from China invited her to watch the sunset, but she flatly refused. She said, puzzling! It doesn't matter which mountain or beach you go to see the sunrise. Why go to see the sunset? Do you want to sing the sunset with me?

Ha ha ha ha! I laughed wildly on the other end of the phone.

Hey hey hey! You laughed on the phone. "Zhang Yunzhi, when did you become the second in Fan Bingbing?"

I hung up savagely. Zhichun, you are cruel. You can also hear it from more than 700 kilometers away. This is actually my story.

"plum blossom" transit

As long as you see the word "plum blossom", I believe many people will involuntarily think of the plum blossom that blooms alone in the ice and snow in the cold winter, the character that is not afraid of the cold, and the integrity that Ling Xue is in full bloom, which makes many people love and appreciate.

However, this plum blossom is not a plum blossom. Like "Mai Sha" and "Haitang" in 2005, this plum blossom is the code name of typhoon. It has a very beautiful name, but it is associated with the red warning. It brings people not romantic poetry, but panic and anxiety.

A few days before the typhoon came, the atmosphere began to become extremely sultry, with high humidity, low air pressure and low sky, which gave people an unbearable feeling and reminded people of some scenes in Animal World. Those small animals are restless near their nests, busy carrying food one by one, or running around, full of vigilance and eyes full of fear.

In fact, in the face of nature, people and those small animals are the same, they are extremely small, and their instinctive reactions are similar. The media talked endlessly about various disaster prevention measures, and all aspects of preparation and emergency measures were broadcast live on TV. Specifically, everyone is busy preparing vegetables and fruits, storing food and water, parking in a place where there are no trees, moving the flowerpots home, closing the doors and windows, and then smelling the nervous atmosphere, waiting anxiously for the "plum blossom" to cross the border.

Typhoons and rainstorms often come together like brothers and sisters. Before the typhoon came, the rainstorm always came first and kept falling, like a person who missed the sky. The raindrops were very heavy and hit the skin, and it felt very painful. Then I saw something on TV. The dampproof dike burst, the water in the street flooded my calf, people and cars swam around in the water, and many people wore raincoats to repair and dredge in the rain. The waves are rough and the wind is howling. Even the seasonal rivers near home are usually dry. At this time, it is also full of yellow water and yellow mud, which is about to overflow the bridge.

The map of "Plum Blossom" is aggressive, ferocious and oncoming, which I believe scares many people, including me. On a rainy night, I imagined that "Meihua" was like a bad-tempered old witch, wantonly raging, with houses destroyed, trees broken and water and electricity cut off. What kind of scene is that? Chill, no sleep.

Humid air makes people feel chest tightness and shortness of breath, making people want to run and jump and do something, but they don't know what to do, which is very similar to the symptoms of depression. They have a sense of oppression, wrapping people tightly, and the more they want to break free, the less they can earn. The worse the physique, the more obvious this feeling is.

After making all kinds of preparations, I waited for Meihua to cross the border. Meihua, on the other hand, like a stubborn and naughty child, abandoned the landing position that had been warned and landed from the northern coast of North Korea. Red alert changed to blue alert, continue to running all the way.

I passed the plum blossom. Until now, the nerves that have been tense for a few days have relaxed a little. At night, although there is a half moon in the sky and the sky is blue, it is still foggy and steaming near the ground. During the day, although the sun shines, it is not bright, like being wrapped in a veil. Shortly after the transit of "Plum Blossom", the shadow of "Plum Blossom" can still be seen everywhere.

A poetic and beautiful name was crowned by irresistible natural disasters. It is said that the name of the typhoon was named by the World Meteorological Organization and a typhoon committee composed of 14 countries. Under the beautiful and poetic name, it is a disaster. After the "plum blossom" raged, our home was inevitably destroyed.

In the face of irresistible natural disasters, human beings are a group of weak creatures, such as earthquakes, tsunamis, typhoons and rainstorms. Any disaster will leave mankind in a hopeless situation. The earth is the home for human survival. This home needs common maintenance, less selfish desires and greed, more harmony and knowledge, and the extreme exploitation and profligacy of the earth's ecology and resources will eventually be punished.

For the earth, for the home, for the environment we live in, reach out your hand and do something within your power to protect and care for your home, with less disasters and more sunshine. Without the big family of the earth, how can we have our small family? If the skin does not exist, how can the hair be attached? This is not a high-profile, this is a feeling after visiting "Plum Blossom", which comes from the depths of the soul.