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The story of giving up your seat
"Which passenger, please give up your seat." On Saturday, my mother and I went to Zhang Qing's sister's house. You have to take bus 747 to go to her house. An old woman came up, but there was no empty seat on the bus. The salesperson shouted until her voice was almost hoarse, but no one gave up her seat. At this time, my mother stood up with me in her arms, supported the old woman and said, "Sit down!" The old woman said with a smile, "Thank you, you are such a good person!"
I looked at all this and vomited. Chewing gum, she said disapprovingly: "Why? I don't have a seat!" My mother turned around and glared at me. I didn't dare to say anything, but I was still not convinced.
"This is the terminal below. Please all get off the bus."
I held my mother's hand and walked out of the car. "Ouch" I suddenly felt something stuck to the bottom of my foot. It was very tight. I tried my best to pull it out, but it was still stuck to my foot.
"What's wrong?" Mom asked with concern. "I just said it was not good to give up my seat, and they wouldn't let me get off the car." There was a burst of laughter in the car, but it disappeared again with a "whoosh". I asked my mother: "Why didn't they laugh?" My mother said: "Because they didn't give up their seats. They thought about it and the laughter disappeared." She looked at the soles of my feet and said, "It turned out to be the chewing gum!" Mom took out the napkin. , throw the chewing gum into the trash can.
"Who is so wicked?" I said angrily, but thinking about the fact that I had just spit out chewing gum, my face turned red. My mother asked me what was wrong, and I changed the topic: "Mom, why did you let the old lady sit down?" My mother smiled: "Have you heard of 'Kong Rong gave the pear'? Kong Rong gave the pear, what about us?" After listening At this statement, I nodded.
It seems that you should be civilized and polite, otherwise you will be the next one to suffer!
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