Collect cold jokes ~ ~ Gone with the Wind

What will Kirin become when it flies to the North Pole —— Ice cream (iced Kirin)

A wolf came to the North Pole, accidentally fell into the sea of ice, and what became after being fished out? -Betel nut (direwolf)

A turtle walked through a pile of shit, leaving only three footprints on it. Why-because it held its nose with one hand!

There are ABCD....26 letters. How many lETters are left after et left?

Answer: 2 1, ET wants to drive away UFOs.

If there is a car, Xiaoming is the driver, Xiaohua sits on his right and Xiaohua sits behind him. Excuse me, whose car is this?

A: Yes, if.

There is a bike. One day, he rode it and ran away. ...

Xiao Ming is afraid of the dark because there will be ghosts at night, but one day, he thought of a way to turn himself into a ghost, so he was not afraid. -So he killed himself.

One day, a rice ball was walking in the street, sweating like a pig, and it became porridge. ..

Why do people go to bed to sleep? -Because the bed won't come by itself!

A medium-rare beef and a medium-rare beef meet in the street. Why didn't you say hello? Because they don't know each other.

Two bananas are competing for endurance, running and running.

The dominant banana ran full head and sweat.

While taking off the banana skin and throwing it on the runway, the banana at the back slipped.

One day mung beans committed suicide, jumped down from the fifth floor, shed a lot of blood and became red beans; It has been squeezed dry and turned into soybeans; The wound was scarred and finally turned into black beans.

I'm too tired to play .. That's enough (>-<; )