Jokes told in Tianjin dialect

A woman divorced 13 times in two years

The reasons why a woman divorced 13 times in two years

A woman divorced 13 times in two years. When asked why, he shook his head and answered bitterly: "My first husband, a man from the Zhongyuan Petroleum Corporation, drilled too deep and couldn't bear it; my second husband, a man from the fire brigade, it spurted out when I pulled it out, and it was uncomfortable; my third husband, a man from the Construction Bureau, took it off and put it on again, and he couldn't stand it anymore." I took it off again and acted like a fool; my fourth husband was a man who worked in fish ponds, and he did it only after the water had dried up twice in a row. It was strange that it didn’t hurt; my fifth husband was from the company’s safety expert bureau, and he liked to be tied up when he worked, but he didn’t allow me to do it. It was miserable to move; my sixth husband was in the organization department, and he only talked and bluffed people, but he didn't do anything practical; my seventh husband was an antique dealer, and he looked at it all day long, which was even more uncomfortable than actually doing it; The eighth husband is a surgeon and never stops until there is blood; the ninth husband works for the Science and Technology Bureau and is always clamoring for innovation; the tenth husband works for the Tax Bureau and just sleeps, sleeps, sleeps all day long. The husband is a civil servant, so he knows how to use the back door. The twelfth one is from the Chinese football team. He plays for 90 minutes, but he doesn’t cum. The last husband is a frequent visitor to the E group, and he just watches it every day, but doesn’t give in.< /p>