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[Turn] Funny, come to me if you don't laugh! I met three self-taught girls during my internship, and one row of them was called "good teacher". I actually replied "Good teacher" at that time, and afterwards I felt ashamed to stand on the podium again. When I was in college, I once went back to my dormitory after class. I don't know why the door of my dormitory can't be opened. I kicked it away in a rage. After I went in, I suddenly didn't belong to my dormitory, so by going up one flight of stairs ... The worst thing is that a guy who skipped class and slept in the dormitory was woken up by me and looked at me in surprise ... Tell me a stronger one. I went to the girls' dormitory with a classmate in college. The girl's * * * hangs in the room, and the other one puts * * * * on the bed and doesn't accept it. Fortunately, we are all veterans, and we have no feelings about it. My classmate put his suite on the bed when he entered the room. He didn't look at it when he left, so he took something in his pocket and went straight to class. When I went outside to get gloves, I found that I took a girl's * * … and went swimming with a girlfriend in junior high school. At that time, he was still young and liked diving very much. His best friend swam with his head buried without glasses. Who knows, he suddenly got into a JJ lifebuoy and went in from the front-a typical breastfeeding action. JJ's boyfriend probably thought we were very young and patted my best friend on the head without saying anything. I remember that the boys' dormitory in our school was not closed. One day, a male classmate took a bath and went to the balcony to bask naked. At this time, the old woman on duty came over with a flashlight and slowly took a photo from head to toe. The boy ran into the room screaming. The next day, the school posted a report saying that he was * *, which was probably the most embarrassing thing in his life! When I was a child, I went to the bathroom in the restaurant. At that time, I had never seen an advanced urinal. I saw a wall-mounted urinal, which was used as a washbasin. Once I floated a small handkerchief in it. Now that I think about it, I went to the wrong toilet. When I was a child, I used to go to the toilet in the form of a turret. There is a thunderstorm above, and there is a mass of feces below ... The flushing rope in the university toilet is dirtier than 88, and it is rarely flushed. When I first graduated from a Japanese company, the toilet was actually in the office. Clear inside and clear outside. One day I went in to play big, and after a long time, someone knocked at the door outside. Someone said, "Please rush." It is estimated that the fragrance has drifted to Wan Li ... When I was in high school, I often played with my deskmate. Once after class, he stood on the platform and announced to the class that he would throw the chalk head in his hand into my mouth. I was in my seat five meters away. Hearing this, I was opening my mouth to scold, and his chalk really stuck in it. I was having dinner with my classmates in the dormitory, and a buddy came next door. When he finished eating, he sat beside us. In fact, my classmate was still some distance away from me, and that buddy began to say shit and poop to me. Of course, a strong man like me will be fine, but when he talked about maggots, the guy next to me finally sprayed. It turned out that he was eating instant noodles and watching the remaining instant noodle dregs swimming on the noodle soup. My friend once drank too much, but insisted on going home. After going out, I saw him go straight to a pile of bricks, take out the car keys, sew the lock on the bricks, but he couldn't pull it out. When I was a child, I went to menstruation's house to steal grapes, and menstruation was taking a nap with my brother. Who knows that half a cousin got up and we ran out of the yard like crazy. There is a big iron gate in her house, which is locked. Brother quickly climbed up. I had grapes in my hand, so it was inconvenient to climb up, so I got out from between the railings. At this time, the tragedy happened: I finally stuck my head out and my ears hurt, but suddenly I found that my body was too thick to get out anyway. I think forget it, throw grapes and climb the iron.