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At the age of 65, the retirement salary is 6. Why is no one willing to marry me again?

I'm a 65-year-old retired worker in a state-owned enterprise. You must be surprised to get divorced at such an old age. My wife, oh, now she's an ex-wife. She's so pretentious that I can't stand her.

some time ago, I broke my leg when I went out to play chess with my friends in the community and was admitted to the hospital. I made an appointment with Lao Zhang of the community that day, and the corridor of the community will be there at 3 pm. It happened to be raining that day, and my ex-wife told me not to go. The road is slippery when it rains, so be careful. I hate her nagging the most. A gentleman can't keep a promise. How can he break an appointment with others? I think she is just worrying about it.

So, I didn't listen to her advice, and insisted on holding an umbrella and went out. Later, I learned that Lao Zhang, the old slick, didn't go out because of the rain. I was really angry. No sooner had I gone out than I slipped and fell. Oh, damn it, I just fell lightly, and my bone broke. It seems that I am still old.

My ex-wife knew that I had fallen, and she swore: I told you not to go down, but you had to. Now you fall, and you deserve it.

you wicked bitch, you want me dead, don't you? I fell and yelled at me.

after I was admitted to the hospital, the environment was really not for people to stay in. The whole ward smelled of medicine, my legs were in plaster, and I had to lie down all day. I felt terrible. If you want something to eat or go to the bathroom, you need your ex-wife's help.

"Hey, old woman, I want to eat fried beef river today. Give me one."

The old woman went home and fired Niuhe, and brought it here.

"It's too salty. Can I eat it?" I complained.

"give me some water, I'm dying of thirst." I told the old woman to pour water. The old woman obediently poured water.

"damn, it burns me to death. can you have a long snack?" I'm sick now, so I can't wait on you! " I don't know where I got angry.

"I don't want to wait! Drink yourself! " The old woman actually missed me.

The old woman sat beside her angrily. After reading it, I said, "If you don't like to wait on a lot of people, I won't believe it. My retirement salary is 6, yuan, and I still can't find anyone to wait on?"

"Then try it. I've served you all my life, and I haven't enjoyed a day of happiness or a day of stability." The old woman showed no weakness.

"What do you want? If you don't want to wait on you, get out, and a lot of women will wait on me in turn!"

"Go away and leave! Who is afraid of who! " The old woman seems to be serious.

The old man and the old woman quarreled in the ward. When the children heard the news, they quickly persuaded the old woman.

"Mom, you are so old. At the age of 6, you have to imitate others' little girls' affectation and divorce, which makes people laugh." Or the son is sensible and lectured the old woman.

"I don't care. I have served your family day and night without a day off. You all take it for granted. I'm tired and I don't want to serve." The old woman said and began to cry.

I have worked in state-owned enterprises all my life, and the idea of male chauvinism is deeply rooted in me. I have such a high retirement salary, and I'm afraid I can't find a woman to spend the rest of my life?

So, the old woman and I still divorced.

It's been a hundred days since I was discharged from the hospital, but I still often stay at home. I called a matchmaker to help me make a match. When the other party heard that I had such a high salary, I could still give my wife 3 yuan a month for living expenses. I was so happy that I rushed to a blind date. My heart is full of joy.

But on the first day, a 55-year-old lady took care of me for three days, and then stopped coming on the fourth day, saying that she couldn't get along with me.

The matchmaker helped me to find a 6-year-old woman as old as my ex-wife for a blind date. She looks hardworking and kind, which suits my eyes. People took care of me for a week and didn't come again.

I asked the matchmaker, and the matchmaker mumbled that she wouldn't introduce me again. I quickly asked, why, I didn't give enough money?

The matchmaker faltered and said, Well, yes, not exactly.

so after a month, I always kissed three women, and the longest one broke up with me after half a month. I said, I'll give you another 5 yuan, so you are willing to spend the rest of your life with me.

that woman just won't, alas, it's really short-sighted. 35 can buy a lot of things.

I just want to ask you, what's wrong with me? I'm only 65 years old. I'm not too old. My retirement salary is high and generous. I give half of it to my wife. Why can't a woman want to marry me again after divorce?

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