The lines of Liu Baorui's stand-up comic dialogue "somersault"

1. Liu Baorui (1915-196810.06), a Beijinger, is the sixth generation actor of China crosstalk, and studied under Zhang Shouchen. His crosstalk works draw lessons from and absorb the advantages of sister arts such as monologue, storytelling, film and drama, and boldly innovate and create, forming a unique artistic style with sound, capacity, emotion and spirit. He is especially good at stand-up crosstalk and is known as the "king of stand-up crosstalk".

Second, stand-up comic dialogue "somersault" lines:

1, tell a stand-up comedy. It's rare to find new jokes in stand-up comedy. We want to make them up ourselves, but we can't write them. To tell the truth, I learned culture only after liberation, and I was semi-illiterate before liberation. How do you call it semi-illiteracy? I also read books, newspapers and magazines, so can I. Anyway, I have my right time and my wrong time!

2. What do you call it Mona? For example, when I read books and newspapers, I don't know a few words. Look at the words above, and then look at the words below. I think these words are almost the same, damn it. Another way is that I can read what words look like. Everyone used to call me Mr. Don't spell. Sometimes I feel happy when I read it. How come? I can't help being happy.

3. In the post office, I watched "Hanging the Politburo", and you will know how my knowledge is. "Peking University Hospital", I saw "This Big Sauce Bowl"! This is my knowledge, which makes people happy. There is a red note in front of the fresh goods store with four words written on it: "Fried chestnuts with sugar". I don't know the word "chestnut" I just stood there reading it. I can read it. I also read it out loud: "Fried chestnuts with sugar!"

4. Hey, is that edible? You say, can the people next to you be unhappy? I must make people happy! I am happy when others are happy. I used to be a sentence, sir. Have I studied in the past? I also studied for a few days, not at school or in a private school, but from a relative of mine. What relatives? It's my uncle. My "big sauce bowl" comes from my second uncle.

5. Why? Isn't the place where the Qing emperor treated diseases called Tai Hospital? He pronounced the word "Tai Hospital" as "big sauce bowl", so my "big sauce bowl" is his true biography. He pronounced other words more cola than me, and there was such a joke. In the old society, there was a rich man in Beijing. His last name is Pan, and someone in his family died. He wants to invite a gentleman to read the eulogy.

6. This family is unlucky, too. It should be invited by the old scholar, Juren and Hanlin Old Master Q Q. I don't know whose idea it was, but I got my second uncle's "big sauce bowl". Now this is a mistake. He will read the eulogy, it doesn't matter! Standing in front of the coffin, holding Wen, two people knelt in front of him, the dutiful son kneeling here and the dutiful wife kneeling there.

7. A rich family is a rich man. Two servants are holding their filial son and two grandmothers are holding their filial wife. He stood there reading this eulogy: "Lonely son …" What is a lonely son? In ancient times, when the father lost his orphan, the mother lost her, and the parents lost their lives, they were called orphans, and orphans were dutiful sons. What's the name of this dutiful son? Pan, surnamed Pan, is called "Brother Pan". Good is good, obviously it is brilliant.

8. Pan Liangxian, tell my uncle to read these three words. There is nothing wrong with these three words, one and a half wrong! "Lonely son ... somersault!" Rollover? This "Pan" is pronounced as "Fan", excellent "Good" is pronounced as "Follow" and dazzling "Xian" is pronounced as "Head". "Lonely sorrow-somersault!" The dutiful son was puzzled.

9. Heart says: What is this rule? My father passed away. What somersault am I doing? What's this called? Who invited such a gentleman? The dutiful son knelt there and was lucky. My second uncle hasn't read this yet. Look! At this moment, two servants nearby said to their dutiful son, "Master, master, did you hear that?" Sir, I told you to do a somersault! Please turn it over quickly! "

10, the dutiful son almost lost his breath when he heard this: "Nonsense! My father is dead, why should I do somersaults? " "That's ... that's not, sir. Tell you to turn it over!" "Nonsense, I can't turn it over." "It doesn't matter, we can't turn it over for you, come on! Turn it over! " Two people a lift, turn it over! The dutiful son turned it over in anger and knelt there again.

1 1, my second uncle read: "Be filial to my wife ..." This filial wife's maiden name is "Mao" and "Da Mu Sha Mao", and even the word "Ye" is short in the middle. His ideas are lively; "Orphan-somersault!" When the servant lifted it, the dutiful son turned over. "Filial wife-Shi Ye!" Hearing this, the dutiful wife said, "Oh, where should I turn for help?"? ! "

1960 The rap group of China Central Radio excavated and sorted out the traditional cross talk, and the stand-up cross talk recorded by Liu Baorui ranked first in the group. Liu Baorui's 80 stand-up comic dialogues were recorded by Yin Wenshuo and compiled into a book, which was published by China Quyi Publishing House 1983. One of the representative works of Liu Baorui's stand-up comic dialogue, Grade Three, has been incorporated into Chinese textbooks for middle schools.

At the age of nine, Liu Baorui began to contact crosstalk. At the age of thirteen, he studied cross talk from Zhang Shouchen. At the age of fourteen, he went to Tianjin to perform and made his debut. 1937, Liu Baorui wrote and performed crosstalk "housework" and "Han Fuju's speech"; /kloc-founded the "* * * Music Teahouse" crosstalk meeting in Jinan in October, 1944; 1949 became the first person to bring crosstalk to Hong Kong; Liu Baorui has made great contributions to the development and perfection of stand-up comic performance. ..

Extended data

1. Liu Baorui often performs stand-up crosstalk, which is both artistic and literary. On the basis of inheriting the tradition, his stand-up crosstalk draws lessons from the artistic skills of southern monologue and criticism, and draws lessons from the performance techniques of movies and dramas, and gradually forms a unique artistic style of meticulous, realistic, unique, implicit, harmonious, inclusive, emotional and spiritual.

Second, 1960 The crosstalk class of the middle school attached to the Central Radio Rap Troupe recruited more than a dozen students, and was taught by Liu Baorui. Later, most of these students became the backbone of various professional literary and art groups. In order to cultivate Ma Ji's mastery of traditional jokes, Liu Baorui celebrated Ma Ji and taught many traditional crosstalk to Ma Ji and Tang Jiezhong when recording jokes such as "Looking for a Hall" and "Peeling a Coat".

References:

Baidu Encyclopedia-Liu Baorui