Want to hear some jokes in Chengdu dialect

You dead child, enjoy your pants quickly and come out. Come on, wait for me, you have to pee again. Do you stare at me in autumn? Ann? You study all day and read your mother's excellent books. The last class is not fancy! Just hanging out with others, or just dozing off. Everyone should serve food according to the roof, and then I'll make the robe for Lao Tzu. When you're away, you have to pull Lao Fan, and Mo Xing picks flowers and cuts horses. When you come back, you'll be cold, clear your nose and stay. I don't have to eat scattered rice noodles outside. Everyone eats a bowl of red camel. It's really delicious and won.