Cold joke ... unique!

1. Q: What would you do if your enemy couldn't get out of the toilet because there was no paper?

Give him a roll of scotch tape.

Americans, Japanese and China are trapped in a cannibal. The cannibal patriarch said, "I can let you go, but I will give each of you a topic, and each of you will take ten fruits as props for my topic." The Americans brought back ten kiwis, and the cannibal patriarch asked him to swallow them. As a result, the American only swallowed six and couldn't swallow any more. The cannibal patriarch killed him, and China witnessed it. He brought back ten grapes. Similarly, the cannibal patriarch asked him to swallow them. As a result, when he swallowed the ninth one, he laughed. The cannibal clan killed him. When they arrived in heaven, Americans asked China why they laughed, and China said, "Because I saw the Japanese come back with ten durians."

Xiao Ming thought that his marksmanship had been practiced, so he took two sharpshooters to practice the target, let a beautiful woman hold a fruit on her head and hit the fruit with a gun. The first sharpshooter shot the beauty in the head with a gun, and the fruit exploded. He posed a poss and said, "I am Zorro (I am Zorro)." The second sharpshooter also shot the beauty in the head, and the fruit exploded. He also put up a poss and said, "I am Lingling lacquer (I am Lingling lacquer)." Finally, Xiao Ming, a beautiful girl in Xiao Ming's room, opened one on her head. Xiao Ming said, "I'm sorry."

If he (she) says to you, "Forget me", you tell the other person, "I never remember"

5. Q: A white horse is called a white horse, a dark horse is called a dark horse, and a black and white horse is called a zebra. So what's the name of the black, white and red horse?

This is a shy zebra.

6. once, brother snake asked snake GG, "are we poisonous?" Snake GG said, "Of course." Brother snake cried and said, "I accidentally bit my tongue just now."

7. One day, Zorro went to his mistress's house to meet her mistress. The hostess asked Zorro, "What if my husband comes back?"

"Zorro said," it's okay. If your husband comes back, I will jump out of the window and my horse will pick me up below. "

The hostess said that if I heard three knocks at the door, my husband would come back.

Zorro said: I see.

After a while, it rained. Suddenly there were three knocks at the door: knock, knock, knock. it will be too late

Time flies, Zorro flies out of bed and jumps out of the window in the blink of an eye. When the hostess saw Zorro leaving, she went to open the door.

I saw a horse standing in front of the door and said to her, "Tell Zorro it's raining outside and I'll wait for him in the corridor."

8. The fish said, "I kept my eyes open to leave you." The water said, "I have been flowing tirelessly all day, surrounding you and holding you tightly." The pot said, "You still dig like this when it's almost fucking ripe!"

9. A man fell in love with a woman and wanted to tell her. Once, a man took a woman to the seaside, drew a circle on the beach with his finger and said, "My love for you is like this circle, which never ends." The woman also drew a circle on the beach and said, "My love for you is like this circle, and it will never start."