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Sharing a few limericks will make people more open-minded.

If the heart is young, the years will never grow old.

Teacher Ozono’s comics and limericks are here again.

Lively, interesting and full of philosophy.

Definitely worth reading.

Life is not a mahjong tile.

If you lose, you can start over.

You have to play hard when you are on the court,

Don’t regret the big stage of life.

Life is a live broadcast. There is no rehearsal and there is no way to do it again.

So, take every day of your life seriously.

In this world, no matter whether it is romantic, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, or daily necessities, they are all worthy of your understanding.

It doesn’t matter which onion or garlic it is,

just keep it for yourself.

Have fun in ordinary life,

earn a lot of laughter.

As the saying goes: Good-looking skins are all the same, but interesting souls are unique.

Life is often ordinary, boring and boring. I only hope that you can gain surprise and happiness from the trivial details day after day.

After all, only those who truly love life can make life bloom.

Forgive everything before going to bed,

When you wake up, you will be reborn.

Resentment is always a baggage.

It is better to just throw it away.

The most common thing in life is "impermanence".

Fate is impermanent, world affairs are impermanent, and people’s hearts are impermanent... Instead of worrying about it, it’s better to laugh it off.

You must know that every today that you cannot let go of will become a yesterday that you will regret.

Wear long johns early in the morning when the weather is cool.

It is a good way to keep yourself warm from the cold.

I envy beautiful women who are not afraid of the cold,

still walk in skirts and catwalks.

Young time is always nostalgic and longing for.

But as we grow older, we should know how to take good care of ourselves.

After all, your health is not only responsible for yourself, but also the best gift for your family.

Yesterday is gone and cannot be pursued.

Don’t rush until tomorrow arrives.

Looking for something happy today,

Let’s have a few drinks together, brothers.

Some people say: There are only three days in a person's life - yesterday, today and tomorrow.

Yesterday is the past, tomorrow is the future, and today is the present worth cherishing.

If you have free time, make an appointment with a few friends and get together. Don’t let this great time pass you by.

There is no magic in the way of life,

Make more friends and fewer enemies.

Be careful not to be petty when you are happy,

Be generous when you treat others.

As the saying goes: Rely on your parents at home and rely on your friends when you go out.

True friends are the wealth of our lives!

Cherish the friends around you who care about you, believe in you, and support you, and don’t let them chill.

Be sincere to your friends and don’t deceive them,

Don’t pretend to be cool in front of strangers.

Life only lasts for a few decades,

Why bother pretending and playing tricks.

The most important thing in interactions between people is sincerity.

Sincerity reflects the dignity of being a human being and demonstrates the character of life.

Life is never easy, please don’t hurt each other.

In ancient times, people were busy studying.

Nowadays, everyone is crazy about reading the screen.

I am blind to what is going on around me,

I am only afraid of yellow batteries.

Science and technology is a double-edged sword. On the one hand, it improves our living standards, but on the other hand, it can easily corrupt people.

Be a self-disciplined person, even though it will be very tiring.

But please believe that all efforts will be rewarded. The road you have traveled, the books you have read, and the sweat you have shed will eventually become the medals of your life.

There are so many celebrities walking on the stage,

In fact, conscience has already fed the dog.

Brother Cui stood up and tore off the painting.

The Chinese people roared at the sight.

In modern society, entertainment comes first, and it seems too easy for celebrities to make money.

Think about those people who work hard for their lives, think about those people who work hard for the motherland...

I hope this world can be gentle to those hardworking and lovely people.

Time never spares anyone.

When old age comes, it will give you an extra bald gourd.

I used to act cool in front of others, but now I don’t look closely in the mirror.

Time is ruthless, but it is also fair. No one can stay young forever.

From boyhood to youth, from youth to middle age, and then from middle age to old age.

The years have taken away the years, but they have precipitated thoughts.

There is no need to lament that time is getting old, but we should be grateful that life is long.

I am enjoying my leisure time with nothing to do.

I don’t ask for fame or money.

I invite birds to sing along.

When the song ends and the sun sets, it’s time to fall asleep.

Leisure is a rare blessing.

After working hard for most of your life, you must be kind to yourself.

Let go of those worries and sorrows and enjoy a wonderful life!

You are already quite old,

I just refuse to accept old age.

Find some happiness every day,

No worries.

Haruki Murakami said: "I have always thought that people grow old slowly, but it is not true. People grow old in an instant."

If the heart is young, the years will not grow old. , no matter how old you are, you can still be full of expectations and love.

After all, every day from now on is the youngest day in life.

You don’t have to scratch your head to eat and wear,

There is also a little wine to soothe your throat.

The sun rises every day,

What are you worrying about?

Many of the troubles in life are often self-inflicted.

Less desire, more contentment, is happiness.

You know, whether you laugh or not, cry or not, the sun will still rise and the earth will still rotate, so why worry.

Occasionally laugh at others,

and be laughed at by others.

Life is just like this,

Why bother worrying about it.

Many people often like to laugh at others, but do not want others to see the joke. This is the source of a lot of depression.

Be more open-minded, and life will be bright enough.

Aren’t laughing and being laughed at both the pleasures of life?

Thousands of things have happened in the world of mortals,

they will all turn into smoke in the end.

I love hugging gourds,

I will never give up and become a wine-drinking immortal.

Throughout life, vegetation and trees will eventually return to nature.

No matter how much the past is, it will eventually turn into clouds and smoke, so don’t be too entangled.

The important thing is to cherish and enjoy life while you are alive.

Autumn comes and the gourds turn yellow,

The temples of old people are stained with frost.

Everything in the world is clear,

You just keep it in your head.

Human life is a process of continuous accumulation.

What time leaves us is not only the traces of time, but also the sublimation of the soul.

May our lives, like fine wine, become mellower as time goes by.

Poems and books, not medicine, can cure customs.

Being kind and lucky can nourish your skin.

Why seek wealth in danger?

It is most difficult to enjoy leisure in a quiet place.

There is a saying: Your temperament hides the path you have traveled, the books you have read and the people you have loved.

Reading is a person’s best practice; kindness is a person’s highest accomplishment.

Never give up reading, let alone go against kindness.

Life ends in the past,

Prosperity returns to dust and the body returns to earth.

No matter how much you chase fame and profit,

It’s so hard to run a business for a lifetime.

In this life, chasing fame and fortune is really hard.

Think about it carefully, what can you take away in the end?

It is better to spend some time with your family, or go out for a walk to see this great river and mountains.

How can you be willful if you have money?

You don’t have to accept your fate if you don’t have money.

Forget the words favor and disgrace,

Life has reached a state of perfection.

People are divided into rich and poor, but there is no distinction between high and low.

Everyone who works hard for life deserves to be respected.

There is really no need to care too much about temporary success or failure, honor or disgrace.

The world is full of disturbances,

which adds a lot of troubles.

It is better to pour it into a cup and dry it up in one gulp.

Some people say: There is an antidote to all troubles.

Some people also say: There is nothing in the world except for the troubles of ordinary people.

In the final analysis, all the troubles in the world originate from the heart.

If your heart is as clear as the clouds and the wind is gentle, your life will naturally be clear and clear, so why bother?

Childlike innocence is a treasure,

With it, no one will grow old.

More innocence and happiness,

Less interest and worries.

Childlike innocence is an innocent and overflowing emotion.

Those who maintain a childlike innocence will always have a life full of joy and excitement.

Let us always maintain a childlike innocence. Even if our youth is gone and our beauty has changed, we are still full of expectations and love life.

We are a family,

Why should we compete to win or lose?

Live happily in harmony,

Is it okay not to fight?

Family harmony is the best family tradition.

The most important thing when getting along with your family is not winning or losing, but the relationship.

Cherish the time you spend with your family, it is really happy.

These limericks are very close to life, easy to understand, and contain the philosophy of life. When paired with unique comics, they are more interesting to read!