Low-key luxury has connotation, high-end atmosphere and rich humor.

Low-key luxury has connotation, high-end atmosphere and rich humor.

Ascending posture: high-end atmosphere is high-grade, low-key luxury has connotation. Bold and unrestrained foreign flavor and depth, crazy and cool and awesome.

On the second anniversary of marriage, Lao Wang went to see a psychologist: "After two years of marriage, I found that I fell in love with a woman who didn't go home. What should I do? " Doctor: "Then you must try your best to get her to go home with you." Lao Wang: "I've tried this. It's very difficult." Doctor: "Why?" Lao Wang: "First of all, her husband doesn't agree, and secondly, my wife doesn't agree."

At the station, a couple are waiting for the bus. The man pulled the woman over to get ready to kiss, and the woman was a little embarrassed and dodged. The man is unhappy: "What's the matter? My daughter-in-law won't let me kiss her! The woman pursed her lips: "So many people are watching! Show love in public, middle school students will do this! " The man nodded and stopped moving. Looking at their distant backs, I can't help feeling: the consciousness of primary school students is really high now.

A friend and girlfriend went out to travel and climb mountains the next day and stayed in a hotel at night. Before going to bed at night, my girlfriend put a pillow in the middle and told the man not to cross the line. The next day, my boyfriend woke up early and happily called his girlfriend up to climb the mountain. Who knows, her girlfriend picked up a pillow and slammed it on his head, saying, "One night, I couldn't climb the pillow, but I climbed your sister's mountain.

People in the capital are so enthusiastic! As soon as I got off the airport bus, several people riding electric cars surrounded me and enthusiastically said, "Where to?" I will see you off! "Several women saw that I was tired and asked with concern," Are you staying? "A young white-collar worker came up to me and whispered," Do you want a mobile phone? Apples are cheap! "What moved me most was that the employment situation in the capital was so severe that Uncle You was still worried about me and sincerely asked," Young man, are you looking for a job? "

Ugliness is a disease! Why else would a plastic surgery hospital be a hospital? (joke)

"Dad, I brought it for you?" "Of course not." "Hey, I told you." "If we adopt, how can we choose you? 』

A beautiful colleague complained that she always took off her stockings. As soon as this statement came out, several female colleagues said that they also had this problem. After a while, a' buddy' who studied science spoke: According to the mechanics of materials, stockings are easy to fall off mainly because of excessive tension, which leads to plastic deformation. In layman's terms, it is thick legs. So there are a dozen "volumes".

I do it backwards every day: I am tired after getting up and energetic before going to bed.

A sad fill-in-the-blank question: "Is this yours?"

"No, it's mine."

A. Monthly salary B. Annual salary

There is a two-year-old baby in my family. One day, I teased him in bed, picked up his little feet and put them in front of my nose to smell them. Then I pretended to feel smelly and made an exaggerated expression. The baby was amused and smiled, and then I lifted my feet and smelled it hard. Result. . . I don't think his expression is fake. . .

You made me drunk, you made me cry ... Hu Xiaojiang, doing business in An, was taken to Henan by three kidnappers in a BMW. He had a heart-to-heart talk with the kidnappers and drank 1 bottle of white wine, and everyone drank1bottle of beer. One kidnapper vomited, one was drunk, and another kidnapper was crying while chatting, trying to make friends with him. The ransom was also reduced from 1.2 million to 1 10,000, and the kidnappers said that they would not retaliate if they were caught. Finally, Hu was successfully rescued ... I told you not to mix personal feelings in your work!

I used to see durian, and I thought such a smelly thing must be terrible. Later out of curiosity, I bought one and tried it at home. Nima ... It's really not delicious. It's full of blood.

My classmates asked me if I knew there was a 4 10mm super-long night use. I asked what was going on. She said it changed her worldview. I'm curious that this sanitary napkin is so powerful. She replied, "Because I found that I was only as tall as four sanitary napkins, I felt so small. . . "

At five o'clock in the morning, when the entrepreneur Zhang Xiansen got off work from the company, the horizon was slightly white. Zhang Xiansen was full of ambition and couldn't help laughing: My competitors, do you know what the city is like at five in the morning? Suddenly, a deep voice came from behind: robbery! This story teaches us never to doubt that there are people who work harder than us in this world.

The internet has improved communication efficiency, but two Chinese characters have been holding back, that is, "Are you there?" . @xiasinet

When I was a child, I always had a question when I watched Altman. Every time Altman was badly beaten by a monster, he put a laser to kill the monster. Until today, I was suddenly enlightened by a person's comment. He said: Do you fight landlords and throw bombs directly?

A good friend of mine is an intern in the otolaryngology department of the hospital. One day, after helping a small group to check, she directly filled in the word "handsome" on someone else's medical report. Then, that night, she stayed up late and wrote a critical letter.

Be sure to put a key in your pocket when you go out to do business in the future, so that when you want to leave, you don't have to make up excuses and just say "I'm sorry, the key is with me, please go first ~".