Classic funny confession

Love doesn't need time, intimacy, romance, warmth, happiness, enrichment, true love, affection and care, and it will accompany you all your life. The following are the classic funny quotations about confession collected by Bian Xiao. Welcome to reading.

Complete works of funny classic quotations

Classic quotations expressing funny feelings

1, you are the shore, I am the boat, you are the sun, I turn for you, and happiness only counts if you give me the whole world.

2. My eyes look at you affectionately. They are as blue as the sea, so pure that they can't be kneaded into a small fine sand.

I love you. To me, you are bread in the morning, banana in the evening, garlic in Shandong and pepper in Sichuan.

It takes a minute to meet someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone, but it takes me a lifetime to forget you.

5. I love you very much! Although you can't feel my sincerity, in my heart, you will always be the only lover! I learned to forget myself, but I can't forget you.

6. Although there is no fate, I hope that in the days to come, I can add a beautiful memory to your memory, and I can make up for the affection in the afterlife through my efforts in this life.

7. I am the salt in your dish. Without me, everything has lost its flavor. I am your winter sun, summer popsicle and cloudy umbrella.

8. If I really tell my guilt, I'm afraid you will think I'm worthless, but if I don't tell it, I feel worthless.

9. Over the years, I have been looking for my ideal love, but no one can touch me like you at the initial moment, and it is getting deeper and deeper.

10, I am an idiot, but please believe me, I didn't mean to. Funny confession sentence. Can You Ever Forgive Me? Honey.

1 1, singing sad songs and looking at the beloved girl. My heart is broken for you, and the song is sung for you. I just want you to be happy. I'm sorry!

12, in the world of love, I have nothing and know nothing. In the emotional post, I hope you are the first visitor and the eternal master, accompanying me to spoil me; For life!

13, people say: Love someone without asking for anything in return. But I want you to give it back to me and let me give you all my love in my lifetime!

14, there are your favorite colors in the sky, and there are your best matching characters in reality. White clouds depend on the blue sky, and the blue sky contains white clouds, just like you and me now, how beautiful it is!

15, it is a kind of fate that you and I met, and we cherish this hard-won feeling. I hope I can accompany you on the road for the rest of my life.

16, recalling the days when we were together, I can't help but feel heartache. Didn't we agree not to separate? How can you leave me like this?

17, it is because of love that I quietly avoid it. What I avoid is the figure, but what I can't avoid is the silent feelings; Today I finally got up the courage to express my love to you.

18, the greatest luck in life is knowing you, and the greatest misfortune is not having you. Maybe you will meet the person you love deeply, but you will not meet the second person who loves you as much as I do.

19, love makes us meet, love makes us fall in love, love makes us fall in love, love makes us care, let me give you all my love in my lifetime!

20. A gentle heart is for happy people! Romantic heart! It is the eternal heart of all beings, the eternal heart of those who wait, and I am willing to send a blessing heart to my dearest person!

Classic Quotations of Funny Confessions II

1. Poor family, one meter ugly, primary school education, rural hukou, three thin acres of broken house, wife has a cold pot and a hot stove. Today, I want a girlfriend by text message, and the road to revolution is hand in hand. I dare ask if I want it!

2. Smile Mimi! Smile Mimi! Laugh off your big teeth! Have a sweet dream tonight, in which I smile at you!

I once told myself to stop being emotional, but as long as I heard your voice, I fell in love with you deeply. I'm finished.

There are many women around me, all of whom are elder sisters. Occasionally there are exceptions, and it's also a bad date. Looking around the world, where is my grass?

Family cares about you, love nourishes you, God of Wealth cares for you, friends are loyal to you, and lucky stars shine on you forever. Take good care of yourself and sneeze occasionally, which means I miss you.

6. If you don't seek glamorous love, you may not be happy behind it. Love that does not seek wealth and luxury makes people so unreliable. Just seek the true combination of heart and heart, abandon material desires, love and love really set each other off and live an ordinary life.

7. I will stay with you as far as the world is, and I will love you as long as the time is. Even if the end of the world comes, I won't look back. Let love stay in your heart forever, occupy your left and right sides and wait for you.

8. A black face is Bao Gong, and a black skirt is noble. Talk in the dark, fall in love in the dark. Black people don't embrace each other when they meet, but black people have lovers. I wish all lovers all get married, and may all dark plots have their love.

9. Love doesn't need time, intimacy, romance, warmth, happiness, fulfillment, true love, affection and care, and true love will accompany you forever.

10. I want to be your left hand, not your right hand, because I will wipe your sweat when you are tired; I'm afraid your hand will tremble with my heart when you write!

1 1. Greeting cards express my feelings, and the network conveys my feelings; Southeast and northwest meet, and there are bosom friends thousands of miles away.

What did you say?/Sorry? I miss you so much. I don't turn on the light in the dark. Garlic is like an onion. I can't tell east from west. I forgot to use my pedal when riding a bike. I even threw away all the pieces I found.

13. I was so happy to see you just now. Guess your heart left and right. A star that will never change its mind and will watch the stars with you 18 years old.

14. When the wife is angry, the man has to hide; When the wife is angry, the man keeps a straight face; When a wife is fat, men slip; As soon as the wife is rich, the man will step down.

15. I think you broke the telephone line, burned the mobile phone card, emptied your wallet and took all the sleeping pills. Alas! But I still want to see you.

16. The hottest topic this year is Love in the Wind, the most popular novel is Travel Notes, and the most popular TV series is Palace. So what is the most popular sentence between you and me? Do you know that I love you?

17. Know what I'm doing? Give you a choice: A, miss you B, miss you C, miss you D, miss you E, all of the above.

18. Spring is here, birds are in love, ants are living together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes have miscarried, caterpillars have remarried, frogs have children, dear, what are we waiting for?

19. I'm afraid of getting an electric shock when I see you; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I'll cut off the power. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty!

20. Show love to Cupid for fear that you will be hurt when he shoots an arrow. Show support for Yue Lao, for fear that his red line will tie you up uncomfortably. Show your love to God, lest the great momentum frighten you. Let me express myself,' I love you'.