Who has a funny message about pigs?

I dreamed in my sleep that you were chasing a pig desperately.

You can't breathe, and neither can the pig.

At the moment when you are about to catch up with the pig.

The pig suddenly turned around and said to everyone:

I'm from the same root, so why should I fry each other ~

There are fences all around.

Feed fell from the sky.

The butchers are all dead.

People all over the world believe in Islam.

One two three four five six seven

Seven little pigs are basking in the sun in their bellies.

It's urgent to lose one

Let the pigs wander around.

It turns out that piggy is too naughty.

Disappear, hide in the corner

Is using its little hooves.

Turn on the phone to read the information.

According to statistics, more than 99.9% people who look like pig heads read short messages with thumb buttons! Hey hey, no

It's too late to change hands now, pig!

Don't be crazy with me.

My eldest brother Qin Shihuang

Don't pretend with me.

My backstage party central Committee

Don't admit defeat if you don't believe it.

Bin Laden is my uncle.

First fry, then poison.

Old du Medford

If you refuse to accept it again

Change the hukou to a pig.

Cold master, you sighed in confusion, and a drop of crystal tears fell from the corner of your eye. I hold a lamp to light your way home. When you are full of gratitude, I want to tell you, dead pig, you will never run out of the pigsty again! ! ! !

When I went to the farm and saw that fat big white pig, I couldn't help thinking of your "slim" figure.

Some people say you are a pig, do you believe it? Look, I'm still reading the message! pig's head

One day, a man said you looked like a fan department, and I was very angry. He obviously wants to ruin our relationship. I scolded him and said that you obviously miss a pig, so why did he say that you are like a fan?