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Life of characters in Po's novels

Po was born in a village where pandas live. His birth brought a lot of happiness to his parents. But one day, a pack of wolves led by lord shen attacked the village. They burned, robbed and set fire everywhere in an attempt to destroy this peaceful village. In the chaos, Bao Xiao was taken out of the Panda Village under the cover of his parents, but the wolves were still pressing hard. In desperation, Po's mother put Po in the radish basket and distracted the wolves by herself.

The radish basket was transported to a noodle restaurant in Heping Valley. Mr. Ping, the boss, found Xiaobao hidden inside. He took Po home, looked after him and looked for his relatives. Slowly, he developed feelings with the baby panda. After Mr. Ping failed to find his biological parents, he decided to adopt him and named him "Po". From then on, Po grew up happily in the noodle restaurant. During this period, he rarely doubted his blood relationship with his adoptive father. When Po grew up, he became fascinated with kung fu. He dreams of becoming a hero one day. But the reality pulled him back from his dream-he was just a fat giant panda who helped Mr. Ping run a noodle restaurant since he was a child. Mr. Ping hopes that one day Po can inherit the recipe of this noodle restaurant and the ancestral "secret recipe fresh soup", but Po doesn't want to disappoint his father, so he has to reluctantly show his interest in cooking noodles.

But in his heart, Po is a die-hard kung fu fan. He regarded the kung fu master "The Five Heroes of the Earth" as an idol, and fantasized that he would become a Jianghu hero with martial arts. He also filled his room with posters and dolls about Kung Fu and the furious five, and thoroughly studied all kinds of knowledge related to Kung Fu-of course, Po is only a senior fan at most, and everything related to Kung Fu.

Although fate is confusing, it will always surprise you at unexpected moments. I have a hunch that Tai Long, the most dangerous kung fu master in Wulin, has escaped from Changgang prison. Master Turtle of Emerald Palace decided to hold a contest meeting, and selected the legendary warrior-Dragon Warrior from the "Five Masters in the World", and the winner will get the "Dragon Secret" which records the peerless martial arts. After hearing the news, Po left the noodle business and went to the Jade Palace to watch the press conference. Unexpectedly, he was turned away.

After many failed attempts, Po decided to tie a lot of fireworks to the chair and let him fly to the arena. Just when Master Oogway was going to choose Dragon Warrior, Po, who was "soaring", just fell in the middle of the venue. When the smoke cleared, the tortoise pointed at Po, and he announced that Po was the "Dragon Warrior"! Everyone present, including Po, was shocked.

In the applause of the audience, Po was (with difficulty) carried on the sedan chair (sitting through the bottom together) and sent to the Jade Palace. He was "thrown" into the door by the bearers, and before he could scream out in pain, his attention was attracted by the exhibits related to kung fu displayed in the hall. At this moment, Master appeared in front of Po. Not being selected as the "Five Heroes of the Earth", Po mistakenly got the status of "Dragon Warrior", which made him lose face and feel unhappy. He thinks that this "fat panda" is not and cannot be the "Dragon Warrior". Master was full of unhappiness in his conversation with Po, and even threatened him with his stunt of "no iron finger buckle" to ensure Po. Later, Master took Po to the training ground and asked him to train with the Five Heroes of the Earth. But after all, I haven't practiced kung fu before, and I was beaten all over the sky.

That night, the tiger scolded Po face to face in the dormitory, saying that he "didn't belong to the Jade Palace" and "was a disgrace to the Wulin" and asked him to leave early the next morning. Po felt very lost, so he went to eat peaches alone to amuse himself. Master Oogway found Po, listened to his story, and enlightened him not to care too much about his past that had nothing to do with kung fu, but to see a promising future.

The next day, Master and Wuxia were surprised to find that Po not only didn't leave, but also ran to the training ground early in the morning to practice chopping. Po was beaten by the "Five Heroes of the Earth" and Master for another day, but Po showed no sign of giving up. This optimism made Master very angry. He kicked Po out of the door in one breath (but climbed back). The furious five-except the fierce tiger-were all moved by Po's persistent spirit. When praying mantis and snake gave Abao acupuncture to relax, they told the story of Tai Long, the master's eldest disciple and the most dangerous kung fu master in the Central Plains. The fierce tiger told Po that the Dragon Warrior had an important mission-to defeat the Dragon. It is impossible for a man who takes kung fu seriously like him. As a result, mantis accidentally stabbed Po's facial nerve.

While eating, Master brought two very bad news: Dalong escaped from prison and was about to return to Pinggu for revenge, but Master Tortoise died. In other words, only "Dragon Warrior" Po can save the Valley of Peace. I didn't expect Po to run away as soon as he heard the news. Master hurried down the mountain and stopped him. When he tried to drive it back, Po complained that his master never believed him. He stayed because he believed that Master could change himself, but after so many days, he remained the same, which broke his heart. Master replied, "I really can." Po asked, "How?" The host reluctantly admitted that he didn't know.

The next morning, Master accidentally found upset Po stealing vegetables in the kitchen. He not only smashed all the cabinets with his fist, but also flew into the cabinets to split the almond cookies for the golden monkey. The surprised master understood that training Po could not be done by training the "Five Heroes of the Earth", so he took Po to the Holy Tears Pool, where Master Tortoise learned the meaning of Kung Fu for several days. He lured Po to do something he couldn't usually do with food. Soon, under the guidance of this "clever" method, Po soon developed a skill.

When the master and the apprentice returned to the Jade Palace, the crane brought back the "Five Heroes of the Earth" who sneaked away to confront Tai Long, but was easily defeated. Seeing this situation, Master offered the last magic weapon, The Secret of the Dragon, so that Po could read and learn the martial arts secrets recorded in it. Po opened it, only to find that it was blank and there was not a word in it, which made both Master and the "Five Heroes of the Earth" feel confused and lost. In desperation, Master had to order the villagers to evacuate. He would face the dragon alone to buy time for the evacuation.

The "furious five" scattered to cover the villagers' evacuation, while the lost Po returned to the noodle restaurant alone. Mr. Ping kept comforting his depressed son, but Po said that sometimes he really didn't believe that he was Mr. Ping's son. At this time, Mr. Ping decided to tell Bao the formula of the so-called "secret recipe fresh soup", that is, clear soup noodles with no added materials at all. He explained: "To make something special, you must believe that it is special." Po looked at the "Dragon Secret" with the "Infinite Magic Secret" in his hand, and suddenly realized that there was no secret at all.

Po climbed up the Jade Palace (with great difficulty), just in time for the confrontation between Master and Tai Long. Po exposed his identity, but was laughed at by Snow Leopard, saying that he could only "sit on his ass" at most. Po took out the "dragon's secret" and deliberately let Dalong grab it. In an argument, they rolled down the stairs (with Po sitting on the big faucet in the middle) and entered the village to compete.

Po used various methods to prevent Dalong from getting the dragon's secret: imagine the dragon's secret as sesame cakes forcing him to chase, speed him up with fireworks, and catch the dragon's secret flying all over the sky with noodles. Dalong finally got the "dragon's secret" after all kinds of hardships, but he was disappointed to find that there was nothing in it. Po replied that he didn't understand it at first, and there was no such thing as a secret. The key is himself. Angry and annoyed, Dalong tried to prick the acupoints of Grandma, but hitting her with his fist was like scratching, which made her laugh (Editor's Note: the same is true in reality, fat will weaken the effect of acupuncture).

The two men wrestled again, but this time Po changed his moves, used his own characteristics (big belly) to attack, and finally issued a "five-creek iron finger buckle" (self-taught) to defeat Tailong.

The "furious five" and the villagers came back to celebrate that Dalong was finally defeated. The fierce tiger finally admitted Po's skill and called him "Master". Excited Po suddenly remembered that Master was still lying in the Jade Palace with serious injuries, and hurried back to tell Master that Dalong had been defeated.

After congratulating the weak master, he closed his eyes and nursed back to health. Po mistakenly thought he was dead, so he was scolded.

Po asked Master if he wanted something to eat, and Master agreed. Then the master and apprentice sat under the peach tree and looked at the Pinggu, eating steamed bread together. With the approaching winter solstice, Master invited Po to hold a "Winter Solstice Banquet" at the Emerald Palace, which was a perfect feast for China Kung Fu masters. Although Po is very happy, he still wants to spend the holidays with his father. He even turned down the best chef in China and asked his father to make a feast. But Mr. Ping refused. He told Po to concentrate on the "Winter Solstice Banquet" and stay alone in the noodle restaurant to entertain the homeless people from winter to sun.

With deep guilt, Po had to cook in person, but the master had too many tasks, and Wu He, the rabbit he accidentally kicked out to challenge the Dragon Warrior, made a mess. In desperation, Po had to invite "Five Masters of the Earth" to help decorate the kitchen, and let Wu He, who has been trying to "die unsatisfied", manage the kitchen.

That night, after the winter solstice feast began, Po became more and more aware that he should help his father at home. He left the kung fu master halfway and ran home. Mr. Ping also found that rejecting Po actually failed his filial piety. Father and son finally meet in the noodle restaurant and cook noodles together.

Touched by Po's filial piety, the "Five Heroes of the Earth" and the Kung Fu masters came to Mr. Ping's noodle restaurant, and Po also gave Wu He a golden spatula symbolizing honor. The depressed master walked to the door of the noodle restaurant and wondered why Po had ruined a "perfect" feast. When he saw the happy scene in the noodle restaurant, he realized that Po and his father had created a real perfection. Although the master turned away, Po pulled him back and everyone celebrated the winter solstice together. After defeating the dragon, Bao, who hopes to be the Dragon Warrior, and the Five Heroes of the Earth guard the peace of the Valley of Peace. One day, Po launched a difficult challenge in front of the Five Heroes of the Earth-to see how many bean bags can fit in his mouth! When he was 40 years old, Po was summoned to Longdong by Master. Master showed him the ability to catch water droplets without destroying them, and told Po that this was what he would learn next-to stay calm.

The musician's village was attacked by a pack of wolves, and Po and the "furious five" came to the rescue. Just when the wolves were about to be defeated, the peacock family logo on the armor of the wolf boss aroused Po's vague memory of his mother, and the wolf escaped because of a temporary absence.

Po, who had no clue, went back to the noodle restaurant to seek answers from his father. Mr. Ping admitted that Po was not his own, but he found it in a radish basket and adopted it. Although Mr. Ping constantly comforted Po that "his life may not be smooth from the beginning, but he can still have a bright future", Po still felt confused and uncomfortable about his life experience.

Later, Master received that the kung fu master who defended the Phoenix, Sharp Man Thunder, was killed by a new weapon (cannon) made by lord shen, threatening to destroy kung fu and conquer the Central Plains. In order to prevent the extinction of Kung Fu, Master ordered Po and the "furious five" to go to Phoenix immediately to destroy their weapons and stop lord shen's ambition. On the way, Mr. Ping dragged his luggage to deliver it. He brought his favorite food, portraits of his father and son, and even his favorite doll "The furious five" when he was a child, fearing that Po would never come back. Urged by "the furious five", Po said goodbye to his father and left.

The group spent several days climbing snow-capped mountains, crossing deserts and wading across mountains to Phoenix. One night, everyone fell asleep on the ferry. Only Po was upset by nightmares and had to get up to practice meditation. Tigress was alarmed by Po's catharsis, so she asked Po why. Po told him that Mr. Ping was not related to himself, which caused him great trouble. He hopes that he can be as "heartless" as Tigress, and no pain can hurt him.

When they came to Phoenix, everyone sneaked into the prison to rescue the imprisoned Storm Iron Bull Man and Meteor Crocodile Hero, and defeated Lord Shen together, but the two heroes were afraid and desperate about Shen's weapons and preferred to stay in prison. Po tried to drive them away, but failed. Boss Wolf found Po, and a group of people started chasing him. Finally, I came to the tower in Phoenix, where I was rounded up by wolves and taken to see lord shen.

Six people were taken to see lord shen. From the conversation, Po found that lord shen and his sister-in-law Yang seemed to know the secret of his life, but lord shen didn't say a word. He aimed the cannon directly at six people and tried to kill them, but the wolf couldn't catch fire. It turns out that mantis (only the mantis doll of Bao in the shackles) has been putting lead. At the same time, the snake also untied the shackles of the tiger with its tail, and the tiger smashed the handcuffs of the other three.

They successfully destroyed the cannon in the tower and tried to catch lord shen. Just then, Po saw Shen's peacock feather pattern, and his memory flashed back. In his memory, lord shen was also there. Po's hesitation made lord shen escape again and returned to the fireworks factory to fire more cannons and destroy the pagoda. After a thrilling escape, Tigress was indignant at Po's two absences. Po admitted that he was sure that lord shen must know why his parents abandoned him, saying that a heartless person like Tigress wouldn't understand. Unexpectedly, Tigress hugged Po tightly and said that she fully understood Po's experience and feelings (Tigress herself was an abandoned child). But for Po's safety, he decided to stay. "The furious five" went to the fireworks factory and wanted to blow it up with gunpowder, but Po took this opportunity to secretly go face to face with lord shen. Finally, Po was hit by lord shen's cannon, and the "furious five" was caught.

The bag that was hit flew out and fell into the river, and was rescued and treated by Sister Yang. Sister Yang revealed that this was originally the Panda Village. At the beginning, she made a prediction for lord shen. If he went his own way and planned to conquer the Central Plains, a black and white warrior would appear and defeat him. As a result, unconvinced, lord shen led the wolf to burn the panda village. Po recalled everything in his childhood and learned how to calm down in pain. He went back to face lord shen alone.

Po stopped the lord shen fleet that was preparing to sail and rescued the "furious five". At this time, Iron Bull Man, Crocodile Warrior and Master also came to help. When lord shen saw that the situation was not good, he lit a cannon, regardless of friend or foe, which would hinder the detonation. The fleet sailed smoothly, and everyone who fell into the water felt desperate. Kung fu still can't beat the shells. All the guns were aimed at Po, and the calm Po successfully resisted the attack of shells with Tai Ji Chuan moves, then fought back and finally destroyed the fleet. lord shen was crushed to death by the fallen mast in the duel with Po. Po gave the tigress an "unexpected" hug after landing.

Bao went back to Heping Valley and told Mr. Ping that he knew his identity and said, "I am your son and you are my father".

At the moment, many pandas live in a hidden village far away from China, including Li Shan, Po's father. He heard the news from the universe that his son is still alive. Po is no longer an apprentice in his father's noodle restaurant. He is now the Dragon Warrior who saved the world in from the mire several times. However, his adventure is far from over. As a Dragon Warrior, if you want to be a top kung fu master, you must shoulder the challenges and responsibilities that follow. This time, the challenge seems to be the most severe: Master suddenly decided to close the door and put all the work of training the "furious five" on Po! As a result, of course, you can imagine that "master" Po taught the class at sixes and sevens, and even the servants in the Jade Palace dared to laugh at him to his face.

Po was ashamed and had to ask Master for help. Honesty is not what teachers should do. Master showed Bao the legacy of Master Tortoise, Qigong, and warned Bao that although he was no longer the panda who could only do odd jobs for his father in the noodle restaurant, he still didn't start his career. He didn't understand the meaning of "Dragon Warrior" and failed to uncover the mystery of his life. However, it is precisely because of all kinds of hardships and efforts ahead that Po can make continuous progress, which is why he should be trained as the "Five Heroes of the Earth"-let Po constantly challenge himself.

After listening to Master's explanation, Bao, who was full of doubts, went down to his home in Heping Valley, took a bath and played with dolls to relieve his worries. Mr. Ping was overjoyed to hear that his son was in charge of the Jade Palace, because he would have the opportunity to open a branch in the Jade Palace (in Kung Fu Panda: Legend of the Earth, Mr. Ping briefly moved his noodle restaurant to the Jade Palace, but later found that business was good). He comforted Po, saying that no matter what the result of his son's management of the Jade Palace, he was the Dragon Warrior ... and the record holder for eating bean curd. Unexpectedly, as soon as the voice fell, the neighbor ran over and shouted: Someone broke Po's record of eating tofu! And that person is Li Shan, Po's biological father from afar! He told Po that it was "news from the universe" and guided himself to find it here. The two happy people hugged each other, and then Bao took his father to visit the Jade Palace (more precisely, it was a big scene) regardless of Mr. Ping's protest, and introduced his master and other disciples to him.

Dreadwind's sudden attack temporarily interrupted the reunion of father and son. Po and Jade Palace went out to meet them, but Dreadwind slipped away.

In order to guard against this "unknown" enemy, Master searched everything and finally found a clue from Master Tortoise's scroll: It turned out that Tortoise was a brother who fought alongside Dreadwind. In a battle, the tortoise was seriously injured. Dreadwind sought medical treatment everywhere but failed, and carried him back to a village full of pandas. The villagers there cured the tortoise with mysterious qigong and taught him the secret of qigong. However, Dreadwind tried to occupy Qigong, and since then. There was a great war 500 years ago. As a result, the tortoise successfully sealed Dreadwind in the spirit world, but it is obvious that Dreadwind sucked the tortoise's breath and did evil again 500 years later. Shan Li, who took part in the whole course, said that he really knew Qigong and could teach Po, but in this case, Po had to go back to Panda Village with him.

After Dai Yue and the long journey over mountains and mountains, Po, Li Shan and Mr. Ping, who were found hiding in the basket because they were worried that Po would be "snatched away" by Li Shan, finally came to Panda Village, which is Po's paradise. It is the first time that he has seen so many similar people together, and he feels that he knows who he is for the first time.

Anxious to know the secret of Qigong, Po repeatedly urged his father to teach him Qigong, but Li Shan slowly stressed that Po must learn how to be a panda first ... This was a bit embarrassing for Po, because until recently, he thought he was hatched from a goose egg ... Because of this, he made many jokes: he was breathless by a bear, a little afraid of the beautiful "temptation" and was asked why he used it when eating.

Just when Po finally found the feeling of being a panda, the black-and-blue tigress broke into the village, told Po about the attack on the Jade Palace, and warned him that Panda Village was Dreadwind's next target. After hearing the news, Po hurried to find his father, hoping that he could tell himself the secret of Qigong immediately, only to find that Qigong had been lost for a long time. Shan Li had to tell a lie to save his son's life. Disappointed, Po turned his failure into anger, and began to practice martial arts hard, ready to fight Dreadwind alone. Worried shrew Tiger comforted Po, saying that she had seen Po's strength and knew Dreadwind's ability. In the face of him, Po has no chance to win, but Po is determined to beat this arch-rival. He is going to use his unique skill to defeat Taro-Wuxi Iron Finger Button to send Dreadwind back to the spirit world. Tigress obviously couldn't persuade him to turn back, and suggested that Po find some helpers instead of fighting alone. At this time, Shan Li and the villagers persuaded by Mr. Ping appeared behind Po. They agreed to fight alongside Po, but only if Po could teach them Kung Fu in a short time.

You know, Po can't even teach Kung Fu "The furious five", let alone this large group of pandas who can't do Kung Fu. Hearing this proposal, even the tigress shook her head behind her back, but what Po did next surprised her even more: Po should take the hard work. It turned out that before he left, he wrote down the hidden meaning of the dragon's secret script and Master's teachings, and finally realized that the biggest secret of teaching kung fu is to be persuasive and let the martial arts practitioners be themselves. He decided to use Master's "unique trick" to train himself: make a slight change in the unique living customs of Panda Village, and guide the pandas to strengthen their own advantages and achieve the "quick" effect in kung fu-although this puzzled the nearby tigers, she decided to help Po train the villagers.

Finally, Dreadwind came to Panda Village with his "corpse-wasting" army, but he didn't get the big confrontation he had been waiting for for for a long time: Po played an empty trick and used the villagers' special training results to distract Dreadwind in a short time. Taking advantage of this gap, Po quietly approached Dreadwind and offered the finger buttons of Wuxi Iron. However, nothing happened. It turns out that Dreadwind is out of the world and is the body of a spiritual world. Wuxi iron finger clasp is useless to him. Soon, Dreadwind beat the villagers out of the water, and he planned to suck Po's breath like other chivalrous men. At a critical juncture, Po put all his eggs in one basket, hugged Dreadwind, used five streams of iron fingers for himself, and sucked himself into the spiritual world with Dreadwind, leaving only peach blossoms all over the sky. ...

However, in the spiritual world, the battle has not stopped. Resentful Dreadwind kept beating Po, trying to make him breathless, so that he could return to the world. See Po gradually lost Dreadwind, a stream of air into Po's body. It turns out that the villagers in Panda Village found the long-lost Qigong and passed it on to Po in the spiritual world. Po turned the tables. In the face of the real anger of the Dragon Warrior, Dreadwind has no strength to fight back-he simply can't absorb so much anger. Soon, Dreadwind was completely defeated, and Po successfully found the souls of the masters who were taken away, and let them return to their true identities.

Po met Master Oogway again in the spirit world. The latter revealed to Po the cause and effect of choosing him as the "Dragon Warrior", and thought that Po would be a hero between the past and the future of Kung Fu. He gave his jade staff to Po. Although Po refused again and again, the tortoise said he didn't have to worry-because he had a bigger stick. After that, Bao said goodbye to Master Tortoise and returned to the world to tell everyone that he had learned the secret of Qigong-although Master was a little upset, because he not only missed the whole play, but also let his disciples surpass himself. He found the panda privately and asked him to teach the secret of Qigong.

Soon after, Po held a meeting in Heping Valley to practice Qigong with the villagers.