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If you put on a show every day, the peerless actress will lose her helmet one day. Otherwise, why did Duan Xiaolou leave Cheng Dieyi halfway and marry Juxian? I feel bored, and I want to live in peace. In this world, even the overlord can't help but return to nature, and only Butterfly Clothes, who is neither crazy nor hot, is willing to stay alone in the world of concubine Yu.
Love is as light as water.
In fact, I didn't have such yearning until I read Ye Li's poem "Eight Solstices" today. The poem says: "The nearest is the farthest, and the deepest is the shallow stream. By tomorrow, the closest relatives are husband and wife. "
Different from other poems that focus on connecting the past with the future, this poem is plain in language, just like the poet Wang Fanzhi's poem "Earth Steamed Bread Outside the City": "Earth Steamed Bread Outside the City, the city is full of grass. Everyone eats one, so it is tasteless. " The mixture seems to come out without thinking, but it is meaningful. Aside from Wang Fanzhi's poems, just say this "eight essentials". The first three sentences of the poem are a mere formality, and they exist to set off the last sentence: "A close relative is a distant relative."
The cloud has multiple layers, and after the first three sentences, the last peak is exposed.
"Close relatives to sparse couples." This sentence is full of the feeling of being experienced. I think it's much more profound than ordinary love poems, and it's also a wise saying in love. Husband and wife can swear to live and die together, or they can turn against each other. Among them, love and hate are subtle and there are many feelings. Ordinary young girls can't say it if they want to. They must have crossed the sea before they could point out the way back.
Perhaps it is through this that Li Yecai would rather indulge his feelings. Even after a thousand years, she can't say that her thoughts must be negative. Anyway, there are many people who have provoked peach blossoms in this world.
Ye Li is Li Jilan, a famous female Taoist in Tang Dynasty, and a famous talented poet like Xue Tao. Speaking of this female Taoist in the Tang Dynasty, I feel funny. Most of these women in the Tang Dynasty like to sell dog meat by hanging sheep's heads. The princess would rather not do it than be a female Taoist. Under the princess, the atmosphere is also relaxed and open. She became a Taoist woman, not a married woman, and casually interacted with men, leaving no one in charge. To elaborate on the boldness and debauchery of women in the Tang Dynasty, they are three points more avant-garde than those female heroes who advocate body writing now.
At the age of eleven, Ye Li was sent to Zhongshu Yuzhen Temple as a female Taoist and renamed Li Jilan. Like Xue Tao, Li Jilan has a story about a rose poem. It is said that when Li Cainv was six years old, she wrote a poem about roses, including two sentences: "Times have changed, and she is confused."
Her father, like Xue Tao's father, was both happy and surprised. Both of them had a strong sixth sense and immediately predicted that their daughter would be a "deviant woman". Father said, "This woman is very clever. I'm afraid she is a woman with bad conduct." . Because of the homophonic word "Jia Jue" in the poem, he made such amazing remarks at an early age, and it is difficult to guarantee what he will do in the future. I quickly sent it to the Taoist temple, hoping to collect my temper with the help of clearing the lamp and rolling it yellow.
Anyway, I don't believe it, and I think it's more mysterious than Xue Tao. Most of them are attached by later generations. At the age of six, I wish I had a man who doesn't play with women. It's too early to think about getting married. Is her mother's prenatal education so successful? Or was the ancient enlightenment education early?
However, Li Jilan's debauchery is indisputable. The Biography of Talented Talents in Tang Dynasty records that she had frequent contacts with celebrities at that time, and talked and laughed about poetry during the dinner. Liu Changqing, a celebrity in Hejian, has a kind of "severe yin", that is, "hernia". He often needs to hold up the renal capsule with a cloth bag to relieve the pain. Knowing that Liu Changqing had this disease, Li Jilan used Tao Yuanming's poem "The weather is getting better every day" to laugh at Liu Changqing's hernia. Liu Changqing celebrities are romantic, and immediately returned to Tao Yuanming's poem: "A hundred birds are happy and mourn." So he lifted his seat and laughed.
This kind of dirty joke is profound, and it took me a long time to understand what it means. But I get it. Even if you kill me, I dare not play such a joke on men in public. Li's boldness and boldness stunned me, a man who considers himself modern.
However, I like Li Jilan's talent very much. Speaking of it, she is much higher in poetry than Xie Daowen, a talented woman in the previous dynasty (who only sang "If catkins are not due to the wind") and Xue Tao of her contemporaries. In addition to the eight solstice poems mentioned above, she also has a poem I like very much-
Humanity is deeper than the sea, not half as deep as lovesickness. The sea is still limited, and acacia is boundless.
Carrying a piano on the tall building, the building is full of empty moonlight, playing the song of acacia, and the string is broken for a while.
-Li Jilan's Acacia
The beauty and artistic conception of this straightforward folk song "Acacia" is far from the ancient style of "Nineteen Ancient Poems". After reading such a poem, it is not difficult to understand that it is associated with some pictures: high-rise buildings are connected with the blue sky, and under the cover of moonlight, high-rise buildings seem to be the Yao platform where immortals live. A woman plays the piano on a tall building, and the melody is sad and sorrowful, reaching straight into the void. Only lovesick songs will last so long. However, suddenly, the string broke and cracked. The woman must be too anxious to play any more. Qu San heartbroken, this woman, sitting alone on the piano, looked bleak and gloomy for a long time. The inexhaustible gesture of "the sea is still limited and the lovesickness is boundless" has always been the most artistic appeal.
Unfortunately, as a layman, I didn't choose these two poems in the dictionary of Tang poetry appreciation. I flipped through the Tang poetry appreciation dictionary at hand, and people chose the song "Seven Brothers Deliver School Books" and said:
There is nothing in Wucheng County, and there is no time.
I don't know how lonely it is to be an unsuccessful cabinet official.
In the distance, the water floats, and the cold star follows the car.
Don't forget a few lines because you crossed the thunder shore.
This is a letter written in poetry, which was sent by Li Jilan to his brother, who is the librarian of the school (the librarian of the National Library). Among them, there are two sentences, "A fairy floats far away, and a cold star follows the car", which has always been praised by critics. Gao Zhongwu's "Miracle between ZTE" even said that "a fairy floats far away, and a cold star follows the car", which is a "five-word fairyland". I read the materials carefully, only to find that the advantage of these two sentences is not the clever use of allusions, but that they write a fictional scene, artistically praising my brother's work in the National Library and his hard work in the sea of books. In fact, to put it bluntly, it is almost the same as what we often say now, "There is a road in the mountains and there is no limit in the sea." Of course, people's experts are much more skilled in choosing words and making sentences, and can't compare with our vernacular Chinese.
In this poem, Li Jilan uses five ancient brushstrokes to occupy half of the space, and the latter part of the poem has a sudden change in brushstrokes, which shows her talent and extreme changes in a narrow situation and shows her confidence in her talent. Lu Chang's famous poems praised her in the past dynasties: "The pen is high and the words are clear, falling into the wind of celebrities, unlike the hands of women." Still a very pertinent evaluation.
"Beauty, Xiao San, Li Jilan history. Concentrate on calligraphy, be good at playing the piano, and work hard. " I've always wondered what kind of expression she had. Is it like Zhang Ailing's photo, with two points of pride, three points of loneliness, five points of sadness, three points of attachment and seven points of indifference?
I believe that first-class talented women, even after thousands of years, have a * * * heart, and their wandering breath is charming, just like the sandalwood wardrobe left in the old house, which is always tall and heavy. As soon as I opened it, it was filled with faint fragrance and I felt trance.
Li Jilan was famous for a long time, but he was old when he was summoned by Dezong. At first glance, Dezong turned out to be a handsome old lady. He comforted her and had no other thoughts. Li Jilan thus won the nickname "Yi Jun" in history. I couldn't help laughing at this story. I deeply lamented that Zhang Ailing was right-"It's too early to be famous now, and happiness will not be so strong too late!" Later, he was implicated in Zhu's rebellion and ordered to kill him with a stick. It hurts to think about it. If possible, women's lives should not be related to politics.
Legend has it that everything she experienced in her life will be replayed like lightning before she dies. I wonder who Li Jilan thought of when he looked back on his life before he died. That night, the night was getting deeper, and she took the piano to the tall building. Who is her lovesickness song for?
I wonder what kind of dreams she had in the past. Because, you think so deeply, you can't cultivate it.
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