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What are some funny jokes in football matches?

Meme 1: Neymar rolls, rolls, rolls

With Neymar’s goals and assists, the Brazilian team defeated the Mexican team 2-0. Neymar's exaggerated rolling to the ground due to a foul was questioned by some people, and he was criticized as "a very poor actor."

These behaviors are understandable, but at some point, they will become the laughing stock of fans: In the game between Serbia and Brazil, Neymar scored 7 goals in the game against Serbia. roll.

Neymar was kicked 10 meters away, and Cantona once mocked him as "falling down at the first touch".

After Neymar was stepped on in the game against Mexico, he staged an even more exaggerated scene!

Netizens around the world immediately used their P-picture talents to make Neymar "roll".

For example, this, driving at a speed of 40 mph

For example, this, soul drifting

For example, this, "Knock you out!"

This is It's a bit too much...

Meme 2 Messi: "I'm not born strong, I'm just born to be strong"

In the 2018 World Cup, we were all impressed by Mengniu's words during the break. The slogan of the advertisement is "deeply moved". Argentinian player Messi was lying on the lawn, and the commentator sang in his ears: "I am Leo Messi, I am not born to be strong, I am just born to be strong." It's really brainwashing!

As Argentina gradually lost in the pre-World Cup battle, this advertising scene was also parodied by many netizens.

And so on.

Meme 3: Poisonous Milk List”, learn about it

In the last World Cup, Germany, Argentina, Portugal and Spain, these four teams were once posted on Weibo All the powerful teams were eliminated! Chinese netizens found another mysterious oriental force: the elimination order of sixteen to eight is simply the strength ranking on Weibo!

The list has become the "Poisonous Milk List"

Looking forward to everyone's ideas this year

There are many similar memes, such as "Chiellini, a bit salty", " "Loew's 'Snacks'" etc... What "masterpieces" will appear this year? The second generation is looking forward to everyone's imagination.

"Octopus Emperor" Paul

If When it comes to which World Cup is the most bizarre and mysterious, the World Cup in South Africa is definitely on the list. Many years from now, fans may forget the tears in the eyes of the "miner version" Zheng Dashi, and Forlan's gorgeous sideways volley, but one. An octopus kept in the aquarium in Oberhausen, Germany, became famous overnight and left an indelible mark in the history of the World Cup. During the World Cup in South Africa, this octopus named Paul accurately predicted the outcome of eight games. , which also included Spain's victory over the Netherlands in the final and Spain's semi-final victory over Germany. Paul's extraordinary prediction ability made him the biggest protagonist of that World Cup. Fans enshrined him and called him the "Octopus King". After successfully predicting the outcome of the semi-finals, Paul's name appeared on the menus of many restaurants and school company cafeterias. Out of anger at the Octopus Emperor's "treason", many Germans chose octopus for lunch or dinner. On the other side of the ocean, Paul has also become a "talisman" for Chinese students. The saying "Believe in Paul and you will not fail the exam" became popular on the Internet.

After the "Octopus Emperor" came out, every There will be characters similar to Paul in every World Cup, such as Liu Yuxi, the reverse forecaster, "Crow Mouth" Pele, etc. The World Cup in Qatar is coming soon. Who will become the "forecasting master" and who will become the "poisonous milk master"? Let’s wait and see what fun jokes will come out.

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