Constellation joke

1, I just finished my English exam, and I happened to see my horoscope today: Don't act on your feelings. Panic! It's over. Hang up. ...

2. I am particularly keen on constellations recently. One day, my girlfriend and I were discussing constellations with relish. An uncle came over and I pulled him and asked, "What number do you sit on?"

Uncle paused for 3 seconds and murmured, "Meat, made of meat ..."

1, Aries: "I am either number one in the world or tied for number one!"

2. Taurus: "Think again, can't it be cheaper?" I'll just sit by and wait, so don't worry! "

3. Gemini: "Hey! Dude. Tell you a strange thing, don't tell anyone: my poop is yellow today! "

4. Cancer: "Please! Don't make me do the hard work of bending over to save money! "

5. Leo: "I'll pay 10 million yuan, and you give me the last piece of stinky tofu!" "

6. Virgo: "OK, let me analyze it with you …" Three hours later, "What, don't you understand? Well, I'll tell you from the beginning! "

7. Libra: "Auntie, have you ever seen a handsome guy like me? Let me in! I can't hold on any longer! Shall I sing you a song? "

8. Scorpio: "I finally solved the last person! No one knows it was me who just picked my nose! "

9. Sagittarius: "Don't stop me, I like to wear leather shoes to take a bath!" "

10, Capricorn: "Really! 10: 2 1: 30 The boss asked you to put the files I gave you yesterday 17: 40 and 12 seconds in the third blue folder on the left side of his desk, remember that it is his left side! "

1 1, Aquarius: "Just eat shark fin at noon! I want to lose weight. Do you think it is interesting to travel to Mars? Alas, no one takes out the garbage in my house! That woman over there is very beautiful. It's almost the weekend. Hey, where did people go? "

12, Pisces: "Don't say it, say it! I'm almost crying! Are you really so pathetic: you only eat two or two meals a meal? "