What are some jokes or short stories about food?

I just entered the dormitory and found my roommate and a man with sheets rolled up.

I asked my roommate angrily, "How much did he give you to do such a shameless thing?"

The roommate lowered his head and said, "Five, five hundred."

I pulled the man's clothes and said angrily, "Son of a bitch, why do you only give me fifty dollars every time?"