What short and funny jokes are there?

What short and funny jokes are there? In daily life, many people like to watch some jokes, because there are many jokes that can make people happier, and some jokes are very short. Let's share some short and interesting jokes. Let's have a look.

What short and funny jokes are there? 1 1. Once upon a time, there was a big fish and a small fish named Bai. One day, the little fish asked the big fish Du: Big ~ ~ intelligent fish ~ big ~ fish ~ swim ~ flat ~ long ~ happy ~ eat ~ what ~ Yao ~ ya. The big fish said: I like ~ enjoy ~ eat ~ talk ~ slow ~ small ~ fish. Then the fish said: Oh, sauce purple, made. Goodbye!

2. My friend is great. I remember in junior high school, my buddy smoked in the toilet during his lunch break at noon. Buddy took the last bite. He jerked and the dean suddenly came in. Seeing us leaning against the window, I asked, "What are you two doing?" I panicked and turned to look at my buddy. I remember his performance! He blew a lot of smoke from his nose and said, "I'm angry."

3. Question: "If you have a button on your body, if you press it, it will erase your memory and forget those painful or annoying things. Will you press it? "

Answer: "This is not a yes or no question, it must be: Hey, here is a button, press it ... Hey, here is a button, press it ..."

When the white lady was injured, her original shape disappeared. Xu Xian rushed to the West Lake to find the boatman, and eagerly asked, "Tell me where that lady is? Where is the lady? " The boatman looked blank: "I, I don't know ..." Xu Xian grabbed the boatman like crazy: "You didn't know there was a ferry? ! "

What short and funny jokes are there? 2 1. The teacher asked: There is a kind of horse in the world, black and white. What kind of horse is it?

Xiaoming: QR code!

Teacher: Get out.

In the music class, the teacher asked, "What music do the students like?"

Xiao Ming said loudly, "Teacher, is the bell music?"

Teacher: "Not bad!"

Xiao Ming: "I like it."

Teacher: "get out."

3. Teacher: You only read novels a day, but didn't study hard. I haven't seen you write novels.

Xiaoming: You smell incense every day. I haven't seen you eat.

Teacher: Get out. . .

Xiao Ming: Teacher, must the distance from 1 to-1 be 2?

Teacher: It must be. 1 minus-1 equals 2. This is a fact and can't be wrong.

Xiao Ming: Then why is the distance from 1 building to-1 building only 1 building?

Teacher: Get out. . .

Today, the teacher handed out the test paper. The teacher said, "Don't write if it is difficult."

The teacher was about to send it to Xiaoming, but Xiaoming said, "Teacher, you don't have to send it to me."

The teacher said, "Why?"

"Didn't you say that men don't have to write?"

Teacher: Get out. . .

6. Teacher: "Xiao Ming, who can tell you a story?"

Xiao Ming: "Just talk about my parents. On Monday, my father cooked a dish, but my mother said it was not delicious. My father slapped my mother: I cook or you cook! On Tuesday, my father bought curtains, and my mother said the color was not good. My father slapped my mother: I buy it or you buy it! Thursday, my dad. . . "

Teacher: "I haven't said it yet on Wednesday?"

Xiao Ming slapped the teacher: "I tell stories or you tell stories!" " "

Teacher: "Get out!"

7. Xiaoming went to take a bath and saw the teacher taking a bath in it, so he wanted to say hello to the teacher.

The teacher was about to go out and didn't notice him. Xiao Ming was in a hurry and said loudly, "Don't go, teacher. I knew you when you were naked. . . "

8. The English teacher asked me to write an English composition on "My Day", so she asked everyone, "Do you know what my day means?"

Xiao Ming: "Damn it. . . "

Teacher: "Get out at once!"

9. Teacher: Students, a long stream of water is a very poetic artistic conception. How to understand it?

Xiaohong: Teacher, I went to the mountains in the summer vacation and listened by the stream.

Xiao Qiang: I listen under the eaves on rainy days.

Xiaoming: Teacher, I turned on the tap at home!

Teacher: Xiaoming, I won't let you out because of my teacher, and your mother has to let you out, too!

10, Teacher: Why do girls break up with boys?

Xiao Ming: Because he looks perfect for her!

Teacher: How many meanings?

Xiaoming: Two meanings!

Teacher: Get out!

1 1. The teacher saw a student eating melon seeds in class, so she bought 100 Jin to feed the students.

As a result, Xiaoming ate spicy strips in class the next day. . .