English duty report for the first day of junior high school is urgent! ! !

Hello, dear teacher. I am on duty today. Today is Friday. It's a sunny day. There is not a cloud in the sky. Next, it's my performance time. Today, I want to tell you about a job, I hope you will like it. (joke) Mr. Smith asked John, "How much is 4minus4?" . John doesn't know the answer. Mr Smith was very angry and asked him again. "Look, if I put four coins in your pocket and there is a hole in your pocket and all the coins leak out, what's left in your pocket?" "That hole." John replied.

This is my job today. I hope you like it and have a nice day.