A joke about getting paid.

1, the company has recruited a new colleague, who snores loudly. A few days later, his roommate Liu couldn't stand it and asked the boss to change rooms. The boss asked: Why?

Colleague: Some people snore at night.

Boss: You don't sleep at night. Why do you eavesdrop on people snoring?

Colleague:. . . . . . . Okay, I was wrong!

2. At the meeting, I saw that the pony on the side looked a little wrong, so I put it in his ear and said, "Pony, why don't you look so good?" Although you just joined us, you are also an indispensable member. We should fight side by side in the future, share any difficulties, and don't hold back everything. "

The pony nodded thoughtfully and then let out a fart.

The office is a bit messy, so the boss decided to show everyone around the garden downstairs.

"You are very good-looking." Where the boss pointed out, a group of ants were busy carrying food, orderly and tacit, without complaint.

Everyone can't help feeling ashamed when they understand the boss's good intentions.

At this moment, the boss suddenly trampled all the ants to death. "Tell you! I kill you as easily as killing a group of ants! " The boss roared

It's really boring for the company to work overtime today. My colleague rushed in and said, "I have bad news and good news for you." Which one should I listen to first? "

"Not good."

"The bad news is that there is no good news."

"Shit, then listen to the good news first."

"The good news is that there is no bad news."

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