Classic jokes (24 classic jokes in history)

First, when I was a child, I saw my parents quarreling and often struggled. Should I get married when I grow up? It was not until I reached that age that I found out: I really think too much!

Second, everyone says I'm single, which is really funny. Isn't everyone the same? Who can have a double body? Even Nezha superhuman powers is just a corpse!

Third, I have been comforting myself after the exam. It's okay. A beautiful girl like me is usually brainless.

Fourth, you are not really fat, but Nu Wa used too much dirt when she pinched you.

Which expert can help me figure out when I can have a lot of money? God replied: when your family went to your grave.

Six or three hundred Tang poems basically tell three things: the palace is so lonely, the war is so hard, friends come and friends say goodbye.

Seven, if you look good, you don't have to eat. If you don't look good, it will really make people unable to eat.

Eight, compare the results of childhood. Grow up and pay more. It's okay now. When you walk a road, you must compare your steps. Leave me alone. I just want to be an undisputed garbage.

In the past, my motto was "Don't bully the young and the poor". After years of struggle, it was finally changed to "Don't bully the poor."

When you feel that life is unfair to you, weigh yourself and look in the mirror, and you will feel that everything is reasonable.

The princess was awakened by the prince's kiss. And you, besides being hungry, were awakened by urine.

Twelve, many people advised me to find a boyfriend, even the aunt who sells vegetables at the door advised me, as if someone could have a crush on me.

Thirteen, there are three things on the Internet that you can't compare with others at will: money, beauty and sense of humor! Because as long as you compare, you will find yourself poor, ugly and stupid!

Fourteen, I once fantasized about saving the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the world can't save me. It ignores me!

Fifteen, many women suddenly understand what it means to be a "father loves a mountain" after becoming a mother! Shan usually just stays there doing nothing, standing on tiptoe.

Sixteen, reflect on yourself, if you look like a selfie, how can you not have a boyfriend?

Although ugly, I want to be beautiful. Although I go to work early, I earn less. Although you are very busy at work, there is Lao Wang next door.

Nineteen, I ate 10 yuan's breakfast at a roadside stall. The boss is very busy, so I put the money in the boss's basket. Thinking that the boss might not have seen it, I took out the money again. At this moment, the boss saw it.

Twenty, "Is your emotional path not smooth?" "It went well, and there was no one on the road."

Twenty-one, I am a very emotional person. When my feelings are lost, I find that I am a very heavy person!

Twenty-two, the rest of my life, if your husband smokes, you can buy a small earring; If your husband drinks, you can buy a small diamond ring. Don't make trouble when your husband entertains you, buy a small necklace; Many years later, you are rich, you are rich, the diamond ring shows off your wealth, you are rich, he is just a bad old man.

Twenty-three, the female passenger next to me is too noisy. I couldn't bear it any longer, so I said to her, "Can you let me sleep?" She waved and slapped me in the face: "smelly rascal!" " "

Twenty-four, now that people are full and have nothing to do, I am amazing. I can't eat enough at all.