Who has jokes and cartoons about campus?

Playing with mm and others that day, she saw a dam in the distance and pointed to it and said "Dam" loudly. I answered "hey ~ ~" and several people laughed. My classmate borrowed my book and never returned it. When I saw him a few days later, I shouted at a distance: Book!

That morning, I got up and hurried to feel the school. Unfortunately, I was late. I walked timidly to the door of the classroom and said to the teacher who was in class, "report!" "

The teacher gave me an oblique look and said angrily, "why are you late again?" It's outrageous. " I low head, also don't know why puzzling replied:

"Teacher, haven't you always taught us to be kind, so I'm always the last one to arrive."

In order to maintain class order, the teacher stipulated that everyone who spoke in class should stand at the back of the class and speak loudly for ten times. One day, in class, Xiaolan was caught by the teacher whispering to her neighbors.

The teacher said angrily,' Xiaolan, stand in the back and say what you just said loudly for ten times.' Xiaolan walked to the back of the classroom with her head down and began to mutter. The teacher roared:' Speak louder! "Let the whole class hear your voice!" Xiaolan raised her voice:' Teacher's zipper is not zipped ...' Teacher's zipper is not zipped ...'

And /xy_joke/