Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Complete works of sentences without swearing (72 sentences)
Complete works of sentences without swearing (72 sentences)
2. Do you live by the sea? The pipe is too wide!
Before you, I always thought that at least the green tea bitch looked good.
It's a pity that people like you don't want to be a shemale.
You are a crayfish, small, deaf and blind.
6. Why should I leave you now that I have found the wrong person? Now that I've separated you, why the fuck do you want me? Sorry, there is no shortage of dogs in life.
7. Look at you, with a human face and a heart worse than an animal.
8. Describe your life with your 2B pencil.
9. I feel like two pigs, because one pig can't describe your stupidity.
10, you were still an egg when I became a swan.
1 1. What brand of plastic bag are you, easy to take?
12, who are you making that face with? Is the loan I owe you due or something?
13, your three views are right, but your five senses are not.
14, just casual, not without temper. For some people, I just want to say that my slap is very suitable for your face.
15, you really wasted your parents' time all night.
16, you can shoot in seconds, why can't you shoot back in seconds?
17, I played on the seesaw with * * *, I was heavier, and I jumped * * *.
18, your children and grandchildren will be full in the future, thanks to the help of your brothers.
19. You must have wiped your mouth after going to the toilet.
20. You are really creative and have the courage to live.
2 1, I like my ass better when I see your face.
22. Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.
23. Do you have long hair just to make yourself look taller?
24. Junk food is particularly delicious, and slag is particularly attractive. What are you proud of? You're just beginning to be fascinated by what I don't want.
25. An interesting soul hooked up with a charming bastard and made a love rat.
26, everyone will be guilty, but please pay attention to the number of times; Everyone is fickle, but please pay attention to speed.
27. You are a pickpocket, yellow, stuffy and rubbish.
28, what are you protected by, what are the restrictions, can give you shelter from the wind and rain, but also make you dark.
29. After meeting you, I discovered that ugliness can be so specific.
30. Seduce my dog, where are you? Master misses you very much.
Thank you for always thinking of me when no one is with you, but I don't lack you.
32. Baidu can't find you. Try sogou.
You throw cold water on me, I will collect it bit by bit and return it to you.
34. Let's eat fish together when you are free. You are definitely a picky expert.
35. I am a courier When I say you are an event, you are an event.
36. I am who I am. I don't have to disguise myself beyond recognition, and I don't have to suppress my heart.
I don't look down on you, but I don't care about you at all.
I still can't believe that you can run fastest among hundreds of millions of children.
I can't make everyone like me, but I know you hate me, which makes you more and more unhappy.
40. It's sunny and rainy, and chrysanthemums are for you.
4 1, your parents must be very humorous, otherwise how could you joke?
42. Heaven and earth are cruel, and everything is regarded as a dog. The saints are heartless, and the people regard them as dogs. Time is ruthless, and thousands of generations have been slaughtered.
43, so like to install, forget it as a pair of underwear.
I really envy your skin. It's well maintained.
45. Why lay eggs?
46. I knew to scare people with my face at a young age.
47. I was wrong. I will definitely pull weeds for you in my next life.
If you are ill, don't come to me. I'm not a vet.
49. If life is a movie, you are a pop-up advertisement.
50. You are a pickled fish, sour and redundant.
5 1, I hope you are fed when you eat and pushed when you walk.
52. Losing money is a blessing. I wish you happiness as the East China Sea.
53. Don't think too much of me. I either cry and say I love you, or I stab you to death with a smile.
54. You are a lump of pork belly, dirty, flowery and fleshy.
Don't despise me with your dog. I'm stronger than you think.
Even if you are already taken, I will move you to my side.
If you are sick, don't call me. I'm not a vet.
Actually, you don't hate it, but it's a pity that it's useless.
Don't talk to me, I'm a neat freak.
Because of your limited IQ, consider yourself right.
6 1, the bad place before, I said here, you can fucking drop me.
62. You are a dish of shredded potatoes, which is both rustic and funny.
63. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.
Drink my passion as water, and it will burn you to death one day.
65. I am a fortune teller. Excuse me, who are you?
66. I won't be anyone's princess, nor will I be anyone's princess. I want to be my own queen.
67. Do you have a key? Do you deserve it? How much do you have?
There is a dog next door to my house. If one day I take it to build a nest with you, you will get married.
69. Does the ex-boyfriend have uremia? Your mouth is really poisonous.
70. Look at your logic. Is there a connection between rectum and brain?
7 1, * * I give you this face to prevent puppy love.
Please take your belongings and take care of your family.
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