Need a few super invincible hilarious jokes (must be super funny)! ! ! ! If you are funny, add points!

Taxi drivers usually work hard. One night, a beautiful woman hitchhiked. The driver couldn't help looking at the beautiful woman in the rearview mirror while driving. I almost crashed because of lack of concentration. Frightened, the driver turned and asked the beautiful woman if she was hurt. But as soon as I turned around, it was gone. The driver wants to know where the man has gone. He continued to drive. Looking back, he suddenly saw a woman with blood all over her face sitting behind him. The driver shouted, "I've hit a ghost!" " The woman said, "Where?" The driver pointed a trembling finger at her. "oh! I didn't pull. I just tried to pick my nose. You always look at others. I was embarrassed, so I hid below to pick it up. Somehow, the car suddenly braked, I hit the back of the car, my finger was inserted into my nose, and I was bleeding profusely.