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Seeking books through women is better than men, and women are stronger. It is best to be a queen and a female emperor, and np is best. It's better to promiscuous.
Before crossing, my name was Yinglele, and I was 20 years old. I am a sophomore in the Foreign Languages Department of Xiu De University.
In the hot summer of July, I rushed to be a tutor for the high tuition and living expenses.
Helpless! When something unexpected happens, the prince loses his glasses!
Lele, I was killed by a black mastiff who was losing weight downstairs at my employer's house!
Damn fat king to make up for my big mistake, let me cross to a female dynasty with unknown history, accompanied by the culprit dog!
Through my visit just now, my soul was attached to a female prince who fell off a horse.
Feng Ningyue is my name after crossing. In the bronze mirror, I look no different from modern people, but I am three years younger out of thin air.
Ye Feng dynasty-in this dynasty, I have a distinguished family background. I am Lord Le Xuan, who is deeply loved by the Queen.
I can have multiple concubines in this kingdom where women are supreme. Adhering to the creed of peace when I come, I decided to live a rich life in this world that respects women with amnesia as an excuse!
★☆★
The first male host: Ye son of the general Mo, Princess Feng Ningyue.
The second person: Hua Yuguo's cold-faced killer, Xuan Ying.
The third man: Meng Tianlan, a handsome chivalrous man in the fierce state of Yue.
The fourth man: Star Luo is a handsome little prince, and the night is long.
The fifth male host: Ling Yuening, the host of Xiaguan Silver Fox Palace.
The sixth man: Fire Beads? と school abuse? Is it fancy enough?
The seventh person: Li, the ruthless king of the vanguard country.
Uh, what about this ... this Li? Ah! Name, appearance ......
There are many beautiful men who like women. Come in and have a look, hee hee.
Fu Ba Linmen
Through it, there are seven handsome husbands, the youngest of whom is only six years old. Who is so inhuman? !
Wait ... these seven people are untouchable, so what are you doing here? Take them all off! Take it off!
What? Still want to get married? It's hard to get rid of those unearned Mi Chong at home. Would you like another drink? Isn't that two tables of mahjong? Don't, don't!
Hehe, when black-bellied men and women meet a super-rogue black-bellied woman, they are all depressed! Send you all out, lest you scratch your heart.
When all the rest was finished, I suddenly looked back and saw that I had no rice. ...
This book does not seek connotation, but only happiness. After reading other people's abuse of literature, let's look at this one. Don't bully women, only abuse men and women. It's normal to vomit blood and occasionally get seriously injured. O(∩_∩)O haha ~
Medical idiot wife owner
A 29-year-old leftover woman has become a beautiful 28-year-old girl who just turned 16 years old.
Bah! What beautiful girl is simply a prostitute and gambler who cheats, eats, drinks, whores and gambles.
At the age of eight, he began to enter the casino.
Nine years old, molesting his ten-year-old half-brother.
At the age of ten, I stayed in the Dream Building and began to miss fireworks.
Twelve years old, like a dream. A young official's first night.
Thirteen-year-old children robbed people and almost killed them.
......
Su Hang just turned 16 years old,
Experts tied Su Hang up and married a tall and ugly old man, Li Yingchun. He couldn't get married and showed his face all day.
Don't bother me with ordinary ailments. If there is any incurable disease or something, the dying poisoned person is here, let him wait for death.
Men are really troublesome. One by one towards my light. The richest man's son has a cramp in his eyes! Don't worry, I'll give him an injection. The page picked up by the roadside is really a brain problem and I can't find my room. He touches my room every day, so ...
This article is pure fiction, and if there are similarities, it is pure coincidence.
Stunning Di Feng
Sue smiled, and it was a big woman, so she was called the first beauty of Dayong, and she was extremely lewd!
When Luo Cha, the first killer of the black list in the 2 1 century, took possession of her inexplicably with a smile and was reborn into such a body, Wan, a womanizer, and Jing Ba both smiled and started the unlucky life of taking the blame for cleaning up the mess.
However, the connivance of the queen, the encouragement of the queen, the sadness of the father and the silence of the sisters all seem to be intentional or unintentional coincidences. So this useless ex-wife is not that simple? Behind it, there is another amazing secret …
Yin and yang double veins, born of absolute death, purple and cold as jade, mysterious and bright.
Bai Liqing: I believe you are a wise Lord, and I will follow you to serve you.
Su Xiaoxiao: It's really unnecessary! Hey, you just serve, even in bed, there is no need to serve!
Han Shumo: Hey! You forced me into the house just to get you tea and water and study ink?
Su Xiaoxiao: No? Then from today on, you can make my bed, take a bath and stay in bed!
Blue heavy smoke: I am a man, you see clearly! I can't believe you sent me to the front on the eve of our wedding!
Su Xiaoxiao: I'm not afraid to make men handsome. Are the descendants of your army god Lan afraid of fighting? I won, and I will greet your victory as the Queen of Phoenix!
Mei Ruoshui: I'm your brother. You can't-
Su Xiaoxiao: Don't say that there is no blood relationship. Even if you are my own brother, I will marry you!
Finally, when people gradually found out ...
Wan ku is not a wan ku, but a lecherous is a real gentleman.
It has been hidden for sixteen years, which once shocked the whole world!
Su Xiaoxiao: My favorite person? Of course it's me! My favorite thing? Well ... Sure enough, send you to hell with a smile! This world? It's not bad to take a break, but the harem ... No one can enter except the man I think!
When the powerful empire flourished and declined, the mainland was filled with smoke;
When Linglong Jinding reappeared, it set off a blood shed with swords and shadows;
Let's see the new Su Xiaoxiao laughing at mountains and rivers, once again unify the whole country and rejuvenate the country!
In this paper, women are honored+boys are honored +np, and those who thunder are cautious!
The reborn silly wife teaches her husband.
Flowers are unintentional, and the silly princess in the eyes of the world is stupid, but she has a noble identity. She is stupid, but she married six excellent and handsome husbands with different temperaments.
Slander, frame, Huadu is copied.
Open your eyes again and start over. Back to a year ago, she was still a fool, but she is no longer a fool.
When everything started again, she found that some people had something out of their control.
They don't love her, not at all, but why, when excellent men appear beside her and look at her unparalleled elegance, they regret it.
Plot 1
"unintentionally, you want to divorce me?" District stranger said with a divorce certificate, looking at the big characters written on it, the expression on her face could not be said.
Flowers inadvertently nodded with a serious face. His tenderness is poisonous and can't be touched at all.
"I didn't mean it. What did I do wrong? You want to divorce me? " Cold Che Ying didn't understand what he had done wrong. He always follows the rules. Why did he receive such a shame as divorce?
His face was gloomy, his eyes were staring at the flowers carelessly, he dropped out of school and turned into snowflakes in his hands.
Flowers are unintentional, just an expressionless face.
"unintentionally, can you tell me who taught you? Do you really want to divorce me? " The eyes of Nangong Night dimmed like a crescent moon, and the smile disappeared, which made people feel tight.
Hua casually pursed her lips, lowered her eyes slightly, and remembered past lives. I like him best, but he doesn't like himself and plays with himself. Even if it hasn't happened yet, can you forget your past life?
Entangled husband Wen/Ruoxue three thousand
Lou Bai Mo, the monarch of this girl country, is very timid.
On the first day of crossing, she was tied up and served with a whip.
The man with the whip turned out to be her husband!
With her unique martial arts, she is always "serving the law"
Not to mention the super jealous world, he is still a person who rejects dissidents and does whatever it takes.
She is so unlucky that women are most respected, but she lives in great oppression.
She's unlucky. You're the sovereign, but her husband stepped on her.
She can't even think about what other women can do aboveboard.
Look at other handsome guys, it will bring a lion roar.
Not to mention three husbands and four waiters, how can she live with a man as a sovereign?
She didn't know until one man after another got married voluntarily or involuntarily.
Men's smoke is even more terrible, especially wolves that want to eat alone.
This is the story of a woman who lives between many men. Unlike women, it is not the respect of ordinary women for rural men.
A charming princess/gentleman's face
Goddess, a woman and a man+a little fantasy! ! !
This is a world of absolute respect for women. This is a concentration camp for beautiful men and women. Please bring your own washbasin and bucket to prevent the spilled saliva from scalding the computer. You feel so guilty. Wow, ah, haha ...
In this article, the hostess is smart and calm, but she doesn't reluctantly like the handsome guy. She plays tricks at best. She is a first-class womanizer, doting in every way, extremely cruel to the enemy, and not easy to mess with, hehe!
Dear friends, this article is another carefully crafted masterpiece by Yan Yan. There are many beautiful men, and they are wonderful. I passed by and missed it!
Introduction:
Girl country, which is just a term in travel novels, is now truly presented to us. Is it a joke from heaven? I am Shangguan Yuyan, the eldest daughter of Shangguan family, the most elegant and perfect lady in the society, which scares the underworld and gives the police a headache. I just punished a few prostitutes, strangely crossing! ! !
Ok, I admit, the men here are really beautiful and clever, which is very much to my feminist's appetite, but … this is too much! ! !
Uh, they're all my people? Forget it, forget it, since you accidentally broke into the girl country, then ... Have fun!
Wow ... Demonic, positive, pure, belly black, iceberg, hot, shy, bad boss, wooden, warm and cheerful, out-of-touch, lively and naughty, gentle and elegant, proud peacock ... Tut tut, all kinds are the best, ha, women in the country of female respect are really happy. ! !
I'm crazy about the world/the purple dream shadow.
She is an ice beauty in the eyes of the world and a top female killer in the underworld. In an operation, she was assassinated by others. Unfortunately, the fragrance disappeared and her reputation was ruined. She hates it. She hates the tenderness that stays in her heart. If there is an afterlife, she will never make the same mistake again!
She, the four imperial daughters of Lingshui, is romantic but timid. She was designed to fall off a cliff, died in the grave and came back to life.
Now she is not the wise, arrogant, cold and playful SHEN WOO!
Above the imperial court, she is good at politics, and civil and military officials are all pieces she uses. On the battlefield, she strategized and skillfully used the art of war, which frightened the enemy. She is like a duck to water in the rivers and lakes, making friends with chivalrous people and establishing a generation of prestige. In love, she has both ends, coquetry and playing with men between applause.
"The body can give it to you, but the heart can't!"
She smiled and captivated all sentient beings and the world!
This article +NP+ cold-blooded woman+abused beautiful man+ .......
The hostess is by no means a kind person.
Don't expect her to be gentle, considerate and loving to men. It is a miracle to show her "good" side occasionally. Her methods of abusing beautiful men will be endless, bad enough and vicious enough to make people stunned. If she is struck by lightning, I am not responsible. (*^__^*)
Hee hee.
There are many beautiful men in this article, all of whom are very good, all of whom are stunners and delicious. One can make your mind flutter, two can make you hug left and right, and three can make you feel unhappy ... ahem. .....
Wang, the goddess of grass/charming night water plants
Without crossing, I am a real world lady sovereign!
Not sentimental, I am a truly romantic and heartless woman!
Not satisfied? I am the sister of today's family and a powerful sovereign. Who dares to refuse?
Revenge? I studied under the best old man in the world, and my martial arts were superb. Who dares to retaliate?
As for those who secretly scold me, hey hey, let them scold me. I've done too many outrageous things and I'm used to being scolded!
But don't let me hear you, or I'll skin you, tear down your bones and pull out your tendons!
Let me hear you scold me!
Overbearing? Am I overbearing? Just see what you like and grab it!
Romantic? Am I having an affair? We liked each other as soon as we met, and we all loved each other!
Cruel? This is a joke! There are so many people in my palace dungeon, which one is not alive!
Secret maps collected by the royal family, legends about peerless treasures, endless exotic customs, resolute means to conquer several handsome men, the existence of the imperial court and rivers and lakes, equal emphasis on adventure and excitement, and a glamorous journey to another world slowly began.
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