Eighty humorous sentences about putting your girlfriend to bed before going to bed.

Humorous sentences of putting your girlfriend to bed before going to bed (I) 1. Zhang Fei and Guan Yu rode together, with a cliff in front. Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse quickly." Zhang Fei said, "I'm happy." Guan Yu said, "Stop the horse quickly."

2. My friend keeps urging me to marry a rich man, which is so funny. Can you stop urging me? Advise Fu, I am willing!

3. "I have a great job." "What?" "Dig the lotus root."

I drank a cup of super delicious milk tea today. I looked at the name. Oh, it turned out to be Woxiangni Lettie Juice.

My neighbor was singing KTV at home, and I heard it loud, so I asked what brand this microphone was. He said it was louder than wheat. I ate a roasted oyster, which had no taste at all. I cried after eating it. So this is an oyster.

6. I seem to have gained weight. I will accompany you to lose weight. We will give up eating meat.

7. "Go and find out where the undercover's hometown is!" "The undercover family is in the northeast, by the Songhua River."

8. The teacher told us that the distance from any point on a circle to the center of the circle is equal. The content of this lesson is to guess an old Beijing food teaching circle.

9. Oh, my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I replied excitedly: then you pull first, and then we'll talk. An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?

10. I went to buy oysters. On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that oysters like mud!

1 1. Programmers who just graduated want to go to Ali or Tencent because they are new apes and horses.

12. Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all stupid? I am a baby.

13. I come from BearBiscuit. One day, I accidentally fell downstairs, and then I broke my bone. Good Night!

14. Tell those who once looked down on me that I have a house, not rented, but opened in King's Canyon, ok?

15. Now is really the next four tights: tight mask, tight clothes and tight waistband.

16. Ducks line up for their mother. A duckling wants to align with the duck in front, but it can't, so the duckling says in a hurry, I'm sorry if I can't align with the duck.

17. I dare not even think about it. What do you think of Chanel?

18. Do you know how much the stars weigh? Eight grams because of Starbucks.

19. I am easy to get along with, and I can't get along with myself.

20. Ask the stone monkey when he is homesick most. At night, why? Because in the dead of night, it is a stone monkey who misses home.

Humorous sentence of putting your girlfriend to bed before going to bed (part two) 2 1. I am lucky to be a star when I go to work in a foreign country today. People who pass by call me Driba.

22. "Dad, Dad, what do you mean?" "That's where I take a bath," Yun-peng Yue said to his son.

23. Let me tell you the types of ducks: Little Yellow Duck, Kota Duck and Beijing Roast Duck. Did you miss my ducks ~

I don't care. What do you care? Italy?

25. "Why does the White Lady let Xu Xian go every time she is angry and sings?" "Because she is best at snake music."

26. Don't love me. There is no result. I have a lot of things to do, and I still love my job.

27. You didn't even hurt me. What did you hurt? Tengger singer singer?

28. When I was fourteen years old, I caught a cicada. I thought I had caught it all summer. Unexpectedly, cicada said, "I don't hate catching cicadas, but I like them a little?

29. When the emperor came back from a private visit incognito, the Queen Mother asked, "Is your son tired during this trip?" The emperor was frightened and said, "My ... my name is Li Lei?"

30. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

3 1. I really don't recommend you to take the bus. I took six stops and liked fifteen boys.

32. Don't even coax me. Who are you kidding, Hong Shixian?

One day, this duckling was reading a book, and another duckling said it was time to eat. Close the book quickly and make up with the good duck.

34. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck is covered with mud.

35. Do you like the lady's style or my epilepsy?

36. A duckling said to the chicken, "I like you." The chicken said to the duckling, "You don't have to squat down."

37. "If someone belongs to me, how happy it would be." "Stop it, no one is a fish."

38. This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby.

39. I accidentally bumped into the corner of the table at home, and the rag on the table fell off and actually rolled out of the door. It turns out that Bu (not) can get out!

40. "Why do you often feel dizzy when riding?" "That's because you didn't recite the multiplication formula."

Humorous sentences to put his girlfriend to bed before going to bed (Chapter III) 4 1. Q: Why are vampires afraid of garlic? A: Because vampires like blood.

42. Doraemon has no neck because she stresses hygiene, because the blue neck is covered with mud.

43. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed without saying a word. Finally, I couldn't help but lift the lid. The result was boring.

44. Grandma's doorknob is thick and there is a noise when opening the door. I didn't know until I asked later. This is called being careless.

45. I bought a skirt today. I feel comfortable in it. I feel comfortable in it. Did you hear that? It's always there.

46. I have just been reported by my neighbor to disturb the people because I am penniless.

47. A little mouse stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out and dig. His mother sighed when she saw it. Alas, what a waste of love.

48. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because it knocks on the chest.

49. I am a mature person. I don't eat in anger, I only eat when I'm full.

50. The name of the doctor who delivered Darren Wang's baby must be Columbus, because he discovered the new continent.

5 1. Su Shi closed the door for a while and didn't see any friends. When his family asked him why, he said, "I want to leave my circle of Su Shi."

52. Just after eating the medicine given by the doctor, I felt a little bitter, so I put some jujubes in my chopsticks. After eating, I became impatient. It turns out that I ate chopsticks and jujube.

53. I said to the crow's feet in the corner of my eye: We should fight hard.

54. A spider asked a caterpillar a question. The caterpillar said it twice, but the spider still didn't understand. Then the caterpillar said angrily, "Are you a pig?" Then the spider said very grievance: "I am a spider."

55. I don't like it if you don't like it. Who should I send the selfie to?

56. I said I was reading A Brief History of Time, and you said everywhere that I would pick up shit when I was free?

57. Yan Zi established Chu, and Yan Zi was humiliated and left. Hearing this, a minister who knew Yan Zi hurried to catch up and said, "Yan Zi! Yan zi! Take it! How can I live without you! "

58. Xiao Wang's father is strict and inarticulate. He didn't write a letter to his son during his four years in college. Maybe it's strict and bad faith.

59. Even I don't care. What do you care, Italy?

60. Others find buzzing annoying, but you say it's a beautiful mosquito, so I'll tickle you!

Humorous sentences to put his girlfriend to bed before going to bed (Chapter 4) 6 1. A quail was late for the dance, and everyone called him ~ quail at night.

62. It's 36 degrees hot today. I bought two ice creams, one for you and one for me, and then we cooled off the heat. Did you hear that? We're through.

63. If you have a stomachache in the middle of the night, discuss it with your stomach. Me: Stomach, can it stop hurting? Stomach: My name is Chu Xun Yu, not stomach.

64. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother duck says it's time to eat. Close the book, close it, close it, make it up. Did you hear that? Did you make up?

65. One day, the elephant ate ice cream and ate a lot. The more he eats, the more he wants to throw up. Then the mouse said, "The elephant is tired."

66. Why is Chang 'e fickle? Because her name is change.

67. China had invented UAV technology in the Tang Dynasty. There is a record in Du Mu's "Crossing Huaqing Palace": "When the world of mortals rides the princess, the drone is litchi."

68. You were admitted to Tsinghua and he was admitted to Peking University. I baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, sweet baked sweet potato.

69. Both shrimp and mussel got 100. The teacher asked whose shrimp you copied. Shrimp said, "I copied mussels." The teacher said, "What are you good at?"

One day, the elephant was eating ice cream. He ate a lot. The more he eats, the more disgusting he becomes. The little mouse said that he was tired of elephants. Did you hear that? I miss you.

7 1. I am a little sheep I pulled a lot of hair out of my body tonight, so I can't sleep.

72. "What if the white balloon bursts and the black balloon bursts?" Confession balloon

73. I made a plan and completed a P because of Lan.

74. Even if I don't answer, what are you answering, the temptation to go home?

75. "A piece of glass is ready to jump off a building. Guess what it will say? " "What?" "Good night, I'm broken."

76. My mascot is you, crab! -Because you have money (pliers)

77. Two grandfathers are playing chess. Child: Grandpa, your car is missing. Grandpa: What kind of car? It's called ju. Child: Oh, Grandpa, you rode away by yourself.

78. A duckling ran fast on the mud and then fell asleep. The name of this story is Mud Sleeping Duck.

79. I grow mushrooms at home. I cooked and ate. I was poisoned and went to the hospital. The doctor said that I was poisoned by good mushrooms.

80. The rabbit planted a fruit tree in spring, and muttered to himself when he went to see it in autumn, but it didn't bear fruit, and it didn't bear fruit.