A very funny joke.

A very funny joke:

1, a young man went on a blind date, and the matchmaker told him to be modest when meeting for the first time and not to embarrass the girl. ?

After meeting, both men and women have a good impression on each other. The girl asked. How can you be willing to have a blind date with me when you are in such a good condition?

The young man said humbly at once. Where can a good girl like me have a crush on me?

2. A man ran into a restaurant in a panic:? Excuse me, did I leave my umbrella here after lunch yesterday?

? What is it like? The waiter asked.

? Anything will do. I'm not picky about it. ?

Next to the cinema stood a beggar wearing sunglasses.

? Old lady, please, I can't see anything with my eyes. ?

? How do you know I'm an old lady if you can't see?

? Oh, I'm sorry, I'm just covering for my blind friend. ?

? Where's your friend? The old lady asked curiously.

? He went to the movies. ?

The wife of a famous poet appeared at the party in a gorgeous evening dress, which surprised everyone.

Someone said appreciatively to the poet:? Great! Your wife is dressed like a poem today! ?

The poet shook his head and replied:? It's not just a poem, it took me half of it! ?

5. classmate:? How much is the air conditioner for two horses?

Operator:? 4799。 ?

Classmate:? 1.5?

Operator:? 2500。 ?

Classmate:? Oh, what about Chunlan?

The operator held back for a long time and said, sorry, this is Haier's specialty store! ! ?

Very funny joke 2:

1. One day, a captain had a stomachache and was in a hurry to go to the toilet, but a recruit had already gone to the toilet.

The captain looked at the recruits viciously, hoping to scare them away, but the recruits were silent for a long time.

The captain was angry and said fiercely to the recruits, do you know what the most basic duty of the recruits is to meet their superiors?

The recruit replied with trepidation: sword. . . Stick to your post.

2. A nearsighted person is walking. Ants on the ground form a dense line. Myopia saw it, and I didn't know what it was, so I leaned down to pick it up. I picked it up for a long time, but I couldn't pick it up. I sighed: What a pity that a good thread has rotted into pieces! ?

One night, a lady stumbled into the police station, pointed to a blue scar on her left eye and told the police (Pol.ice) that as soon as she entered the backyard, someone severely hit her, so she immediately ran away and reported the case.

The police volunteered to visit her home, and he came back half an hour later with a black eye.

The sheriff asked? What, did you get hit? .

He replied? No, she and I stepped on the same shovel! ?

A deaf person went to see a friend. Dogs keep barking when they see strangers, and deaf people can't hear them at all.

After entering the room, he bowed, and the deaf said to his friend, your dog probably didn't sleep last night. ?

The friend asked:? How do you know that?

The deaf man replied:? He saw me and kept yawning. ?

A Dai broke his right arm with artificial limb, and he soon got used to it.

Once, A Dai went to a dance. When she was dancing, her prosthetic hand slipped off her partner's waist. The partner hurriedly pushed away and said, don't mess around. ?

A Dai hurriedly explained:? Sorry, my arm is fake.

The partner couldn't help laughing. I've heard many excuses, but this is the best. ?

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