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I heard that your family also has a transparent penis?
Guoguo Hong's "Please Answer 1988" was rated for nostalgia. It was really good! That kind of harmonious neighborhood relationship, I really want to cross it. However, the experience of the female host "transparent sister" makes people cry.
The housewife's family is not rich, and the well-kept mother tries her best to scrimp and save. Mother fried two eggs. One for my sister and one for my brother, but let the transparent girl who loves fried eggs eat soy sauce (similar to pickles); I don't have my own cake for my birthday every year. Finally, a transparent girl with consciousness protested that she had to spend her birthday alone. Parents are full of promises, and they still take their sister's cake out of the form; My sister puts forward excessive demands from time to time, and my parents will try their best to meet them, while the transparent sister doesn't even have her own lipstick, and she secretly uses her sister's without fear of death; Minutes later, my sister tugged at my hair and chased me around the house, but my parents turned a blind eye and still talked and laughed ... < P > Finally, after she became an Olympic admission guide, the transparent sister finally countered! When there was a soot leak at home, my father carried my brother and my mother escaped with her sister. Nobody thought of her! Finally, the transparent girl stumbled and climbed out by herself! What a powerful vitality!
It's obvious that the sisters' birthdays are only three days apart, but the treatment of the eldest brother and the second brother is more than one difference. The truth hurts! It's so sad. Is it? The person the woman fears most is not her parents, her younger brother, or the boys in the neighborhood, but her twin sister, just because her sister studies hard and has a high face value? That answer is too superficial.
The reason why the hostess is afraid of her is that she ranks second in embarrassment.
why is there such a big difference in treatment? Why is the second child always sensible? Or because she is the second child in a thousand years. Completely transparent, I guess I have a heart that wants to die. Of course, parents love her. Parents put more emotion into their first child and are full of curiosity and exploration spirit for the experiment. But transparent sister has three children, and she is a sandwich biscuit. Of course, it is ignored.
As the father of the hostess in the TV series said, he was not born to raise children.
it's human nature that there is only the first in the heart, and there is no second.
Take an old chestnut: People remember that Armstrong was the first man to land on the moon. Who knows who the second one was? At the scene of various competitions, the reporter surrounded the champion, making him a credit for the champion. What about the runner-up? Nobody care.
Aside from TV series, Taiwan Province variety show Kangxi Comes, which always dares to tell the truth, invited several artists to discuss the topic of different treatment of the second child in one issue.
One of the mothers said that when the first baby is in the belly, she will take him on a trip and make a customized photo album every year, so the baby will be nervous when it is a little peeling. It's the second turn to have nothing. It's normal to get hurt and bleed when you go out! Completely follow the principle that one child is raised according to the book and the second child is raised as a pig. Now that the country is full of grace, the second child has been released, and parents are trying to make people. Many people shouted that the bitter days of the bosses were coming, which made the young masters flustered? Oh, leakage, the real sadness should be those penis who are still sperm and eggs. Before they understand what's going on, they have to shoulder the heavy responsibility of providing for the elderly, because it's too hard for a child to raise four old people (or maybe eight)!
I often hear other mothers say that their second child is wearing other children's old clothes (his brother and sister's should have been given away or thrown away long ago), playing with old toys, and some mothers even go to the second-hand platform for scouring. This kind of environmental conservation is worth advocating, but don't let your second child feel the naked difference. The most terrible thing is that if you make a joke casually, the second child will be killed by the brother/sister who is full of crisis.
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An elder brother threw his younger brother out of the window because of a neighbor's saying that his parents don't love you when he has a younger sister.
an elder sister, because of her mother's words, if you don't listen, she won't want you. She cut off her three-month-old sister's navel while her mother went to the toilet.
these news are simply horror movies. These are just news events, far away? Let's talk about our community.
A four-year-old brother has become unreasonable since he had a younger brother. His brother is very good and smiles shyly at everyone. The family took care of my brother's mood, and gave him food and play first, but he was still unhappy. Take it out on your brother at every turn; An eight-year-old brother wants to kill his lovely sister who is less than one year old all day. Eyes full of hatred. None of the nannies dared to stay. Even his grandmother was scared to let her daughter-in-law take care of the children by herself.
Have you found that the invisible and transparent second child is generally very good, but if it is suppressed and ignored all the time, the second child will behave mediocre and achieve less when he grows up. Don't ask why. Don't you know that the second child is afraid of being blamed and taken away that little love? Before getting ready to have a second child, you can watch the TV series "The Second Child Age". Study how Lu Xiner, who was originally smart and sensible, suddenly became a crybaby and clingy person. Lu Xiner, a well-behaved person, went to the kindergarten to grab children's toys. What happened? Lu Xin 'er, who was obviously weaned, suddenly took great interest in the bottle? As wise parents, don't always say that the second child is a pig. The second child can understand, and people begin to understand it in their bellies.
If you don't believe me, you can read The Fetus is Watching. Parents treat their children equally, which is love, and children will love themselves.
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