Jokes, funny brain teasers, early meetings, and small games are in urgent need of ~ ~ ~ knowing help. Thank you very much

First, I drank too much last night and took a taxi home. As a result, I chose the express train as a driver by mistake. The buddy came, and we looked at each other for 30 seconds and asked, "Where's your car?"

Secondly, it is really convenient to keep goldfish: the first day, they all die the next day, so there is no need to feed them.

Thirdly, I have a particularly powerful ability to always find things before they are lost. But the police insisted that I called it stealing.

After trying all kinds of sports recently, I finally decided that my hobby is lying down.

The biggest difference between people is to get off the elevator after shopping in the street. You press 1 floor, and everyone else presses B 1.

6. Many girls say they are uncles. In fact, for them, rich old men are uncles, and those without money are old hooligans.

I can't make everyone like me. After all, not everyone is human.

Eight, I feel uncomfortable seeing Chinese medicine. When I saw the doctor frowning when I felt my pulse, I asked, "Doctor, how is my pulse?" Doctor: "To tell the truth, it looks ugly."

Nine, money is still better with your wife, better than ATM. Every time I ask my wife for money, I give her ten dollars and twenty dollars, so that the ATM can't find the change.