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Because this task is a world task, the task reward will not be distributed until all the lords have completed it. During this time, Ouyang Shuo came to Ximen to see the situation there.
In front of the west gate, the fiery red array is still burning. All the bison trapped by the fierce fire were spared, and there were bodies everywhere. Even the king of bison was directly shot dead by Shi Wansui with a bow and arrow, and he was very wronged.
Ouyang Shuo told the logistics department to fill the ditch filled with fierce fire oil with earth and put out the fire. If the fire goes out naturally, I wonder how long it will take.
After the fire went out, he entered the fierce fire and came to the body of boss, the king of bison, to see what special items fell. Pick it up and see, it is a technical manual of bison domestication. It really is a good thing. Now, the domestic animal husbandry is about to usher in great development.
Ouyang Shuoguo called Lin Yi and asked him to lead 40 cavalry soldiers and immediately search carefully along the direction where the bison herd came. It is necessary to catch as many bison as possible and bring them back to the territory for domestication while the wild cattle are completely wiped out.
With the mobility of cavalry, as long as bison gather together, they will go directly to the territory.
Similarly, he called three dogs, asked him to lead the second fireman, and then took thirty militia reservists, and went deep into the Woods to look for pigs along the direction of wild boar. Although there are already twelve piglets in China, it is still far from the number needed for large-scale breeding. Why not seize this excellent opportunity to catch enough piglets at one time and expand the scale of wild boar breeding?
After the two teams set off, Ouyang Shuo called Zhao of the Ministry of Construction. "Director Zhao, there are two tasks for your construction department now."
"My Lord, please!" As long as it is the work of the construction department, the director is not afraid.
"First, organize manpower as soon as possible to build a big bullpen and pigsty in the west of the village. Make sure that the bison and piglets brought back by the cavalry have a place to live. "
"Second, cooperate with the material reserve department to clean up the traps dug before. The animal carcasses in the pit are handled by the material reserve department. The construction department is responsible for re-filling the pit and restoring the original appearance. Remember, don't miss any trap. Otherwise, if you confess from your own people in the future, it will really be a joke. " Ouyang Shuo serious tunnel.
Zhao Wangde looked stunned and said firmly: "Yes, ensure to complete the task!"
At this moment, Shi Wansui walked over and handed him something, which was dropped by Boss Wang, a wild boar.
Ouyang Shuo took a look, it turned out to be a symbol, but it was a good thing. At a critical moment, it may save a life.
Bloodthirsty symbol: After use, it will enter a bloodthirsty state, and its combat effectiveness will be doubled for half an hour. After removing the bloodthirsty effect, the user will have a two-day weakness period.
In the following period of time, there were continuous system announcements. Either there is territory to complete the task and enter the major rankings. Either the territorial mission failed and was completely eliminated.
"World Announcement: Congratulations to Freedom Village in the United States. Under the leadership of Lord Jack Dawson, it successfully resisted the attack of the herd, ranking first in the world!"
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"World Announcement: Congratulations to Handan Village in China District, under the leadership of Lord Chen Di, for successfully resisting the attack of the herd, ranking fourth in the world!"
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"World Announcement: Congratulations to Vic Village in France, under the leadership of Lord Henry, for successfully resisting the attack of the herd, ranking 10 in the world!"
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In less than an hour, all the top ten in the world were born. Ouyang Shuo looked at the world rankings. The only exception was that Maple Leaf Village, Canada, which ranked tenth in the previous life, was pushed out of the top ten because of its appearance.
1No.: China District-Shanhai Village-No clothes?
First place: American District-Freedom Village-Jack Dawson
First place: Russia-St. Petersburg-Pushkin
Fourth place: China District-Handan Village-Chen Di.
5th place: Germany-Rhine Village-Manstein.
6th place: Japan-Sanli Village-keisuke honda.
Seventh place: India-Bangalore Village-Dilava
8 th place: British area-Evickburg-William
9th place: Korea-Ulsan Village-Park Sung-ki
No.: 10: France-Vic Village-Henry
Because of Ouyang Shuo's appearance, there are two lords from the same country in the top ten in the world. At one time, the scenery in China was infinite.
At this moment, in Handan village near Kyoto, a handsome young man is staring at the world rankings with a gloomy face. He is the first of the six tyrants in Handan, and there is an absolutely beautiful woman sitting next to him. She is called the absolute beauty and the queen. Identity in reality has always been a mystery, and no one knows it except Chen Di.
In a previous life, a busybody ranked among the top ten beauties in China, and absolute beauties ranked second. At the top of the list is the only female host among the six tyrants in Handan-Feng Prison Feng.
Absolute beauty is not a vase. As the first counselor under the name of Chen Di, anyone who dares to despise her wisdom will never have a good result.
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