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What symptom does hangover have?

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? Seeing that dad is getting thinner and thinner, I said, you can start quitting smoking. Quitting smoking is good for your health. Our son is not too worried about working outside.

? Son of a bitch, you take care of dad's hobbies. You told me to give up smoking, and I can't even lift an axe (my father is a carpenter). How can I maintain this family? You tell me to quit every day, and you haven't sent me a dime after working outside for so many years, dad said. Every time I think of my father saying that I can't lift an axe to quit smoking, I want to laugh.

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Riding a bike at the corner was suddenly stopped by a girl. I thought it was asking for directions, so I stopped to ask her what was wrong. She said that she was from other places and all her money was stolen by thieves. Now she is starving to death. Can you give her five dollars to buy a bowl of hot and sour powder? I said there's a steamed stuffed bun shop ahead, and I'll take you to eat steamed buns (steamed buns are one yuan each). I thought to myself, I am reluctant to buy hot and sour powder at ordinary times, and it is not bad to invite you to eat a steamed stuffed bun. But she said that steamed bread is not delicious, so I just want to eat a bowl of hot and sour powder. Hum! I'm too ugly to look good. I'm too lazy to bother you. Get in the car and go!

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? The rich man asked the long-term worker to take an empty bottle to make wine. The long-term worker said, how can we make wine without giving money? The rich man said, what is the skill of playing with money? The long-term worker left with an empty bottle and didn't come back for a long time. When the rich man saw that the bottle was still empty, he said loudly, where is the wine I asked you to take? The long-term worker said unhurriedly that drinking with wine is a skill, and drinking with empty bottles is also a skill.

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My friend said to me, Xiao Lu, I tell you, I have successfully given up drinking. I said I had given up drinking for a few days. Why didn't I listen to you before? My friend said I've only been sober for a day. I said, it's only been a day. What is there to be proud of? The friend said, if you don't drink, how do you know the pain of people who drink? You know, I usually have three meals a day, and one meal is essential. It's not like your sister-in-law clamors for me to give up drinking every day, and I won't even die. You have no idea how hard it is to give up drinking. I said, would you like a drink to celebrate your success in quitting drinking this time? The friend said, shh! Keep your voice down. You can't let your sister-in-law know.