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Xiao Wang: "Do you think I am handsome?"

I was making a quarterly report, ignored him and casually replied, "handsome."

Xiao Wang: "Lao Jia, I find that you are the only person in our company who is not blind."

At this time, our manager said slowly, "I just like to lie with my eyes open."

Xiao Wang: "-"

Recently, a book is being drafted, which introduces the food culture in China's 5,000-year history. I believe that foodies will have an appetite after reading this book, and the title has been decided, so it is called "Eating History".

There are still people who sell kidneys for apples. Is it worth it? I don't fucking understand. Isn't it obvious that others will look down upon it? Hey, hey, I said, what the fuck are you doing in front of you? Please line up to donate sperm!

It's not easy for young people nowadays. When they go out to eat, they are always called "low-headed people" by their elders. My father always scolds me: "When you come out to eat, you should communicate with people more and always bow your head to eat fat!" " "

After watching some costume dramas, the woman was sick, and the man was feeding a bowl of Chinese medicine in a spoonful. In this regard, I just want to say, "You city people really know how to play. I am bored when I drink Chinese medicine. Too fucking bitter. " .

After buying lottery tickets for so many years, I often change places to buy them, just for fear that others will recognize me when I win the grand prize! Now it seems that I worry too much, damn it, I didn't even win a 10!

When you first go to work, the unit needs photos and ID cards.

After I handed in my two-inch photo, ID card and materials, the supervisor said that your photo was too big, so go back and change it to the smallest one.

Then I went home and got the smallest one I thought and handed it to me.

Finally, he scolded you: What do you mean by taking pictures of eating bottles instead of taking fucking pictures?