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How to send a circle of friends with the lights on?

1, the fuel consumption of this car is faster than the speed of refueling. The biggest fuel consumption of a car is to find food. The fuel consumption of cars is increasing. The fuel consumption of the car becomes useless. The worst thing in the world is to buy a car with high fuel consumption.

In the middle of the night, there is a waiting heart under the light of every room. The light of the kerosene lamp in memory is unusually warm and carries the time that can't be returned. In the middle of the night, the lights in the town are like fireflies flying far away, getting darker and darker, and the whole city is like a dream.

3. I laughed to death. A month's salary is not enough for me to maintain my car once. 1 Fortunately, I can take a day off at the weekend to catch my breath, catch up on sleep, do my hair, maintain my car and watch a play for a while. Tomorrow is a new week.