What is the highest state of "pretending to be forced"? What did you do?

The highest state of pretending to be forced may be to realize all the things that have been loaded, which people with low level can't do.

Every weekend off, my partner and I will go out shopping and go to see clothes or something. Once I tried on a cashmere coat and liked it very much. I was scared to death when the label was turned over. It cost more than 3000 yuan. Hurry up and say that this dress is too cheap. Let's go. Let's go. haha

Every time I order a barbecue at night, I will pretend to say, I will never eat, I want to lose weight, and the takeaway is coming. I basically ate it. hahaha