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Humorous sentences of insomnia

Humorous sentences of insomnia

Insomnia is a very painful thing, but it is also a very common phenomenon in our lives. Basically everyone has experienced insomnia. Of course, the most important thing is to pay attention to rest. The following are humorous sentences about insomnia.

The more tired you are, the more you want to sleep. The darker it gets, the more afraid I am of ghosts.

I can't sleep, but my whole world sleeps well.

I have to admit that I am quite talented in insomnia.

4, don't cry, don't make trouble, I just turned over to sleep.

5, the bed is bright moonlight, and the lights are not turned off at night; Why do you ask? I just can't sleep.

6. Actually, she is not really happy. In fact, she often suffers from insomnia and often watches the sky alone.

7. Is insomnia a disease? If so, it may have been cured by a doctor.

8. A girl who stays up late probably needs someone to directly carry her to bed and order her to sleep.

9. I accidentally broke into your world, only to find that I couldn't get out.

10, I can't sleep every night. Getting up thinking about you is like sleeping pills.

1 1, when I am insomnia, I am most afraid that the rain outside the window will shake my keen senses like thunder.

12, I will definitely think of a story before going to bed every day, and then decide the role and shoot the story, otherwise I will definitely lose sleep.

13, in the dead of night, I often ask myself, was it right or wrong to decide to come to earth?

14, you are the best reason for my insomnia.

15. Think of me more when you can't sleep, and don't waste time.

16. Sometimes the person who says good night first just wants the other person to sleep first but can't sleep alone.

Monks are very fashionable because they all wear harem pants.

18, that is, some people play more than you, sleep earlier than you, and do better in exams.

19, those memories that I can't let go eventually become shackles, and I can't escape.

20. I'm still in bed, not asleep. This is not insomnia, but staying up late.

2 1. Did she say what you really meant? I'm afraid you make fun of me, so I care about insomnia.

22,-now insomnia into the warehouse, the long night is too difficult.

23. Why do you treat me like a pig? Let me sleep as soon as you see me.

24, anxiety will insomnia, sad will insomnia, upset will insomnia, and now even happy will insomnia.

25. I just often get lost in the middle of the night and have insomnia as my companion.

26. I can't sleep every night because I think too much about people with swollen minds.

27. Can't sleep in the middle of the night. I get up and clean. I'm really getting more and more diligent.

28, insomnia can see a person's illness.

29, the world of mortals is the most ridiculous, infatuation is the most boring, it is better to sleep at home.

30. insomnia. Fortunately, I stayed quietly until dawn in cool weather again.

I can't find a way to hypnotize, so I can only choose to enjoy the loneliness at night.

2. Wait for a meteor when you make a wish, my good friend. Because of your insomnia, I lost my dream mood on a lonely night, but I haven't dreamed since.

3, tears will always inadvertently flow in the eyes, every sleepless night. 4, there is a feeling that when you are always insomnia, you admit that you are lovesick.

5, there is a feeling that when I am always insomnia, my family blocked the bitter rain and wind and frost, and my friend gave me a heart in the bright sun.

6. Last night, I lost sleep. Silent night, lonely dawn, the dull rain outside the window, following the rhythm of the beat, beat my heart again and again.

7. Let yourself forget your difficult situation in the activity, keep a normal mind, keep an enterprising spirit, and be a strong fighter who suffers from insomnia.

8. I have personal feelings in the face of insomnia. I believe that if I can't sleep well every day for the rest of my life, it will be a great regret, a great loss, a loss of enjoyment of life and a more complete romance of life.

9. When a cat walked silently through my night, insomnia began to bother me.

10, sleepless nights are the purest silence.

Humorous sentence of insomnia 3 1. Without one person, Liancheng city is empty. My trip is over, so I go back and hold the hand of air.

Two hearts used to be so close, but now they want to give up like this.

Even if it is so unforgettable, I will learn to forget it decisively.

It takes a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, a day to love someone, and a lifetime to forget someone.

5. Walking in the street, crying and raining-crying awkwardly and laughing crazily.

6. Say no love, but can you really let it go?

7. Maybe feelings are so helpless. If you miss them, you will miss them and you can't go back. When you go back, it is not the original complete circle.

8. When did you start to have red eyes even in your dreams?

9. In fact, I generally ignore people, and I don't care about ordinary people.

10, are you as absent-minded as I am these days after breaking up?

1 1. Since you don't want to get wet, why not take precautions? Since you don't want to succumb to ups and downs, why not hone yourself, let yourself adapt to difficulties and overcome them; Since we can't command the wind and rain to make the sun and the moon submit, why not learn to adapt as soon as possible and prop up a bright starry sky for ourselves?

12, do you know why I still can't forget you for a long time, because I love you.

13, a sad joke, a broken dream, the strings in my heart, the melody in my dream, the fragility of traces, the random infatuation, the rainbow that floats by, so bright and so heartless, but love is still that drop of tears, everything is still that promise, tears have an appointment, and every time there is no song, music seems to be like a heart that leaves the appointment and stops thinking with a voice.

14, I am a crying wild lily.

15, all I want is someone who will always be with me no matter how hard it is.

16, remember the sweetness you gave at that time, but now, it's all cold. ...

17. Keep a heart instead of a cat.

18, I just want to love you in my own way.

19, memory is a very tiring thing, just like how to lie down when you are insomnia.

20. Love is a kind of fate after all, and it can't be managed. The only thing we can manage is ourselves.

2 1, in fact, friends may be like this, and they don't necessarily want to last forever, and they don't necessarily meet and contact from time to time. Talk about insomnia _ classic sentences about insomnia _ classic sentences about insomnia. Sometimes, it is enough to warm, comfort and encourage each other.

22. You are just a small wound, but it hurts when you touch it.

23. When a person looks back, or stands still and the seasons change, his mood will inevitably be sad with the scene. No matter the helplessness in real life or the sadness of moaning without illness, it is no longer the theme song of this era, but I only listen to sad music in this season and indulge in silent time, so I can't help but feel pain and nostalgia.

24. Sad words hurt his broken heart.

25. What I have now was bought with what I lost.

26, the original self, the most beautiful appearance.

27. Love is hurt, how many people are hurt, how many memories are ruined, how many feelings are sad, how many are cold, and how many thoughts are gone. Even though moths put out the fire, they still have no hesitation. They only look at love and hurt themselves, but they can't be cut off all their lives, and they have lost a long relationship, shed many spoony tears, drank a cup of turbid wine and tasted many ordinary love! If you are my lotus, let me keep a long-term affection for you in my life.

28, since you appeared, I didn't know that someone loves so well.

29. The person you gave up before or the person who gave up on you called you late at night and turned off the phone after hanging up. If he stays by the window, remember to close the curtains. It's not that you are cruel, but that any painful breakup will have cracks, and no matter how good it is, it can't be restored. Let it go.

In winter in the south, there won't be thousands of miles of frozen snow singing sad songs, nor will you wake up every morning and open the door to see the whole world covered with snow without any sound. In the winter morning in the south, there is only thick and heavy fog, which makes people unable to see the road ahead. In the winter morning in the south, there are no clear insects and birds singing, and there is a dead silence around, even few pedestrians. In the morning, sitting in the classroom, you can see the sunshine outside the window through the glass window, which is very warm and transparent. At this time, if you can stand in the sun and bask in it, it must be completely warm.

3 1, your world is colorful, and my world is only you.