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What's wrong with the title of dance party?

Topic 73: A puppy saved a little black cat from falling into the water. What will the kitten say to the puppy? (choose a topic, choose C5 answer sheet)

A. Personal commitment (title of Mars Messenger) B. Thank you C. Meow D. Kissing topic 75: Xiaobai+Xiaobai =? C. white rabbit (title: master of cold jokes)

Topic 8 1: A fat man jumped down from the upstairs on the 12 floor and asked him what he would become. (3)

A. Fat pier B. Fat skin C. Dead fat D. Salted egg superman (title of "I am soy sauce") Topic 84: Who invited the Qing army to enter the customs? (3)

A. Wu Yigui B. Wu Ergui C. Wu Sangui D. Wu Sigui Topic 87: Where is the earliest public telephone booth in the world? (4)

A. In the shop B. In the park C. In the toilet D. In the telephone company (5 cards) Question 89: Who invented steamed bread? (4)

A. Cao Cao B. Guan Yu C. Zhang Fei D. Zhuge Liang (solving puzzles and knowing birds) Topic 96- 1: What dog walks on two legs? (4)

A. Puppy B. Male dog C. Bitch D. Snoopy

Topic 96-2: What mouse walks on two legs? (3)

A. hamster B. squirrel C. Mickey mouse D. hamster

What duck walks on two legs? (2)

A. Donald Duck (title of "I am a soy sauce maker") B. All (title of "Brain Turn") C. Beijing Roast Duck D. Roast Duck Topic 146: What kind of person only works one day a year? (2)

A. dancing party GM ("GM, come out!") ) Title) B. Santa Claus C. Actor D. Writer's Title 156: Jin Mu's fire, water and soil, which of the following has the longest legs? (4)

A. Gold B. Wood C. Water D. Fire (the title of "master of cold jokes") Topic 164: What can you tell from the bluebird below? (1)

A. Owl B. Ostrich C. Donald Duck (the title of "new and new human") D. Woodpecker topic 168- 1: A dog was traveling in the desert and died without finding a telephone pole. How did he die? (1)

A. suffocated by urine B. hated C. thirsty D. hot

Topic 168-2: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole, but he was still suffocated by urine. Why? (2)

A. telephone poles are not to his taste. It says: No peeing here. C.he can't urinate Happiness brings sorrow.

Topic 168-3: A puppy found a telephone pole and didn't stick anything on it, but it was still stuffy. Why? (4)

A. Happiness begets sorrow. B.i can't pee whether I'm alive or dead. C.i have no strength to pee. Many puppies are waiting in line.

Topic 168-4: A puppy found a telephone pole with nothing on it. He died in line. Why? (3)

A. He urinated too hard (I choked to death ... title) B. Joy begets sorrow C. There is a beautiful dog MM (title of "desert puppy") behind him D. He doesn't understand the rules of the earth. Topic 195: The teacher said that earthworms can be regenerated by cutting them in two. Xiaodong did as the teacher said, and the earthworm really died. Why? (1)

A. Mom told him to go home for dinner (title: "Little friend, GM told you to go home for dinner!" " )) B. Earthworms don't believe Brother X. C. He cuts vertically (5 cards) D. Earthworms have no money to resurrect the topic 204- 1: Thank you for your love of answering questions. You answered so many questions. Do you know there is a hidden title in the title? (1)

A. I know B. I don't know C. Does it have a title? D. Is the topic edible?

204-2: Do you want to hide the title? Answer a question first ~ How many times will the hour hand and the minute hand overlap in 24 hours a day? (3)

A.20 B.2 1 C.22 D.23

204-3: But before that, do you like dancing GM? (4)

A. I like B. I like C. I absolutely like D. I really like it.

204-4: Well, in order to thank the support, the following answers have hidden titles! Choose carefully ~(C)

A this answer is blocked by the system (the user title has been called by the system screen). Is it there? C. Clicking it will have a hidden title (just released hidden task or 10 answer sheet). D. Never touch on my topic. 2 1 1: Honest people only tell the truth, but countries that lie are the opposite. There are two people in every country and you want to lie. (4)

A. How to get to an honest country B. How to get to a lying country C. Are you a soy sauce maker D. How to get to your country (called "Puzzler" or seven lottery tickets to answer questions) Topic 2 16- 1: 12-hour electronic watch, how many times in a day do you have more than three consecutive rows of the same number? Such as: 0 1: 1 1 (c)

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Topic 2 16-2: how many times a day does a 24-hour electronic watch have the same number arranged continuously for more than three times? For example, 0 1: 1 1 (b)

A.34 B.43 C.45 D.47

The topic "I didn't answer the question, but I was lonely" (value 5) or the answer sheet of 10 are all problems I have encountered. Many players on the forum have collected it together, and you can also refer to it. The address upstairs has been sent: There are some things that I haven't met. What kind should I save first: mother and wife fall into the river at the same time? Answer C: Both sides are struggling with drowning (named abnormal human) D: Call the uncle who is fishing next to him (correct).