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How to make a story using English phonetic symbols and meanings
English uses the International Phonetic Alphabet, so that it can be read in a standard way. When Chinese children first learn English, they often mix it with Chinese phonetic symbols, and even use Chinese as a pronunciation for learning English, which makes a series of jokes when they read it. Don't forget is pronounced as pouring dried tofu, thank you very much. What kind of cross-talk can you make up? But no matter what, it is not standard. If you keep learning English pronunciation like this, foreigners will only scratch their heads and look down on you. The following is an interesting little story for reference:
One day, the mother mouse was walking on the street with her mouse babies, trying to find some food for lunch near the trash can. But what they never expected was that they met a cat, and the little mice were so frightened that they hid back. The little mice quickly said to the mother mouse: "Mom, mom has a big cat! There is a big cat!" The mother mouse said to the mice calmly, "Don't be afraid to hide behind me, see how powerful mom is." The mother mouse barked, and the sound was so loud that it scared the cat and ran away. At this time, the mother mouse said to the children: "See? How important it is for children to learn a foreign language well! If the pronunciation is not standard, how can we defeat the enemy? Therefore, when learning English, you must start with the International Phonetic Alphabet. Let’s start by learning Chinese Pinyin so that others can understand what we are saying. Look, the cat already understands it!”
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