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Do you believe in dreams?
According to my father's rumor, my old lady is very strict. My grandfather had four brothers at that time. At that time, there was war and hunger, and only my grandfather and an aunt were left. But the rumor is that my mother beat people very hard. It is said that my grandfather's brothers were killed by my mother. I have no impression of my grandfather in my mind, but I have a fierce impression of the old lady. My father has two brothers, two sisters, one sister and six brothers and sisters, so there is a big difference in age. Only my uncle and aunt have seen my old lady. When I was in contact with her, we went to visit her grave together during the Chinese New Year. During the Chinese New Year, she will go to worship her ancestors on the fifth day of the first day. At that time, I was still young and ignorant, but I felt that the old lady had a high status. My father and grandfather had to kneel and kowtow to her. Because all kinds of superstition and ghosts are still popular in rural areas, I heard my mother say that when my father was not at home when I was a child, the old sow fed at home was sick once, and the scream was scary. My mother took me and my brother to hide in the house and dared not come out. I heard and saw a mouse suddenly fall into my mother's arms, which scared my mother. My mother said she heard an old woman's voice saying, don't shoot, don't shoot, it's okay! My mother said that she thought it was my old lady, because my house was an old house, and my uncle's and uncle's houses were newly built after marriage, so my grandfather also said that my family had good water distribution and had ancestors to look after the house.
I dreamed of my old lady one summer. I remember planting peanuts in my yard. These flowers grow very luxuriantly, with seedlings more than a foot high. I took a curious look and found there was no fruit under my hair. One morning, I fell asleep in a daze, as if I heard someone say, don't answer, don't answer, there's something. At that time, I wasn't sure if it was my old lady's dream, but when I went to pick peanuts at noon, I was shocked. I took out a transparent thing and took it out slowly. I found this is a bottle, but it is used to hold vinegar. The bottle is upside down. It's a deep pit. I don't know what's going on. Put it back. I told my parents about it at dinner. My mother said that the well was built a long time ago, but it was closed when it was useless. From then on, I believed in fortune telling, because from then on, when I dreamed of my grandfather one after another, coincidentally, my father also dreamed and said the same thing.
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