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The most destructive nickname in history
1, perfect for general use
It was a nickname put forward by Mi Heng, a famous swearing expert in the Three Kingdoms, in order to attack Xiahou _, a fierce general under Cao Cao. As we all know, Xiahou _ was shot blind in the war of conquering Lu Bu, and Mi Heng used this as a starting point to curse each other in an ironic way, meaning that Cao Cao's generals were not as bad as they thought.
2. Big Ear Thief
Just when Lu Bu was about to be executed, he cursed Liu Bei's words because he broke his word and refused to put in a good word for him. Lu Bu was kind to Liu Bei and asked him to plead with Cao Cao and spare his life. Liu Bei agreed, but in turn instigated Cao Cao to kill Lu Bu and made Lu Bu swear. Liu Bei's appearance is quite special, and his ears are very big. Lu Bu took this as a breakthrough, calling him Big Ear Thief.
3. Zhuge Cunfu
Many people may think that this is what Zhou Yu put forward in the romance, but in fact the founder is Cao Cao. As we all know, Zhuge Liang lived in seclusion in Longzhong for many years and lived a peasant life. Cao Cao took this as a starting point to curse his villagers, which was very close to the truth and expressed his hatred and contempt for Zhuge Liang.
4. Children with blue eyes
During the Three Kingdoms period, many people had special looks. Besides Liu Bei, Sun Quan's blue-eyed and purple beard is also conspicuous. This appearance, in the eyes of Cao Cao and Yuan Shao, is a very heroic image and has been appreciated by them. Guan Yu, who has always been arrogant, is the object that can be used to attack and abuse. He cursed Sun Quan twice as a "blue-eyed child", and even when he was captured, he still wouldn't let go. He was so angry that Sun Quan killed him.
5. Bald man
It was Zhuge Liang's words that cursed Wang Lang, which not only conformed to Wang Lang's 76-year-old external image with white hair and beard, but also pointed out his internal essence of helping others to abuse and abandon Han, and even directly cursed Wang Lang.
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