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Seek the legend of the fairy sword and the chivalrous man 3 cold jokes

Jing Tian: "Embroidering the Heart Mantra! Hey! " Lan Kui: "Brother, what's wrong with you? Are you all right? " Jing Tian: "Nothing, I accidentally bit my tongue just now ..."

Jing Tian: "Haha, I haven't eaten monster meat for a long time!" " "Face beast:" Then I will eat demon meat! ""Then he ate himself. ...

-You are a famous magic statue. Like a person, who dare not buy your account? If you like her, take her back!

-Yes, I'm going to take her back and kill Xu Changqing.

1 Jing Tian: Everyone calls me Oda, so chic!

Wang Xiaohu: It's very kind of people to call me nothing!

Murong Ziying: Everyone calls me Xiaoying, so cute!

Xifeng: We can talk. I'll go first. ....

2: Mine is called Tian!

Solanum nigrum: mine is called sunflower!

Zi Xuan: My name is Xuan!

Red Ghost King: You can chat. I'll go first. ....

Blade Master: Later generations will call me a saint!

Nine immortals: Later generations all respect me as a fairy!

Shengzunwu: Later, people respectfully called me a martial man!

Tang Xuejian: You can chat. I'll go first. ....

4 Solanum nigrum: People say I look like a sunflower!

Zi Xuan: People say I look like Xuanhua!

Liu: People say I look like a pear!

Lin Yueru: You can chat. I'll go first. ....

Murong Ziying: I am a natural talent!

Shi (leader): I am a natural talent!

Jing Tian: I am a natural genius!

Anu: We can chat. I'll go first. ....

6 Evil Sword Fairy: If I can write poetry, I will be called a poet!

Devil: If I can write poetry, I will be called the king of poets!

Blade Master: If I can write poetry, I will definitely become a poet!

Shouzhen: You can chat. I'll go first. ....

Yun Tianhe: In ancient times, my ancestor must have been the son of heaven!

Demon: In ancient times, my ancestor must have been a prince!

Liu: In ancient times, my ancestor must be Mencius!

Ghost Emperor: We can chat. I'll go first. ....

8 Shengzunwu and Blade Master: Our combination is called Wusheng, which is magnificent!

Fairy and Ghost Emperor in the Book: Our combination is called Fairy Emperor, awesome!

Demon and Witch King: Our combination is called Witch King, Sweet.

Sedum and Erigeron: We can chat. I'll go first. ....

9 emperor demon: a demon is called a demon when it is cultivated to a certain extent!

Shijie people: people will be called talents only after they have cultivated to a certain extent!

Wang Xiaohu: When tigers are raised to a certain extent, they are called tiger spirits!

Water Warcraft: You talk, I'll go first. ....

10 shijie people: the emperor who leads us is called the emperor!

Emperor Yao: The emperor who leads us is called the demon emperor!

Fairy in the Book: The emperor who leads us is called Huang Xian!

Jing Tian: You can chat. I'll go first. ....

1 1 Tang Xuejian: During the Chinese New Year, I gave swords to my relatives and friends. What a beautiful gift you gave me!

Sitang: During the Chinese New Year, I always give candy to my relatives and friends, which is very affectionate!

Xing Xuan: During Chinese New Year, I always give my porch to my relatives and friends with a flick of my finger!

Situzhong: We can talk. I'll go first. ....

12 Wang Xiaohu: If a tiger can talk, it is barking!

Feng: If the wind can talk, it is called the wind!

Jing Tian: If the sky can talk, it's called the sky!

Sorbus: We can chat. I'll go first. ....

13: My disciples call me Li, which is very nice!

Xu Changqing: My disciples call me Xu, which is very nice!

Jing Tian: My disciples call me Shi Jing, which is also very nice!

Ming Jiang: You can chat. I'll go first. ....

14 Li Xiaoyao: When I was busy, people greeted me and said Xiao Li was busy!

Yun Tianhe: When I was busy, they greeted me and said Xiaoyun was busy!

Yu: When I was busy, they greeted me. They all said it was a metaphor-busy!

Liu Jinyuan: You can chat. I'll go first. ....

Tang Xuejian: When friends meet, they always say to me, Hi! Melissa Zhou!

Zhao Linger: When friends meet, they always say to me, Hi! Lingling!

Lin Yueru: When friends meet, they always say to me, Hi! Month!

Nangong Huang: We can talk. I'll go first. ....

Liu Jinyuan: In chemistry, there is a substance called an atom!

Liu: In chemistry, there is a substance called ion!

Situzhong: There is a substance called neutron in chemistry!

Jingjing: We can chat. I'll go first. ....

17 Lin Tiannan: I'm from the forest factory!

Murong Ziying: I'm from an animal husbandry factory!

Jiu Jianxian: I'm from the winery!

Liu Jinyuan: You can chat. I'll go first. ....

18 Jing Tian: In ancient times, there was a person in Jingcun, and that was me!

Lin Yueru: In ancient times, there was a forest village man, and that was me!

Tang Xuejian: In ancient times, there was a Tangcun person, and that was me!

Stan: We can chat. I'll go first. ....

Han Lingsha: I will go to Korea soon. That must be a good place!

Ming Jiang: I'm going to China soon. That must be a good place!

Zhao Linger: I'll find Zhao right away. That must be a good place!

Ghost Emperor: We can chat. I'll go first. ....

20 days ghost emperor: I thought that year, I had been to heaven!

Yun Tianhe: At that time, I was in the clouds!

Xing Xuan: At that time, I was a star!

Murong Ziying: We can chat. I'll go first. ....

2 1 Solanum nigrum: I'm the sole heir of our escort agency, short for: the queen of dragon darts, nice!

Emperor Yao: I am the only heir of our escort agency, short for: Queen of the Darts, not bad either!

Yun Tianhe: I am the sole heir of our escort agency. It is called "Yun Biao Hou" for short. It's also beautiful!

Lin Tiannan: We can chat. I'll go first.