Are there any funny jokes and articles about hardware tools?

The police caught a criminal who was committing a crime.

Criminals: "I am innocent. Because I'm just a tool used by people, and tools are.

Not guilty. For example, if a person kills someone with a knife, the fault lies with the person, not the knife. "

Policeman: "You mean you are a tool to be used?"

Criminal: "Yes!"

Policeman: "well, please go instead of me!" " "

Criminals: "Why? I am not guilty! "

Policeman: "Please don't move. According to the law, the tools for committing crimes should be confiscated. "