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Three Kinds of Translation of Jokes
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I pass the corner of the school, I see a sign that says "School-Go".
Slow. "
Tom's excuse
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I pass the corner, I see a sign that says, "School-Go slow."
Mother asked Tommy to go to the shop across the street to buy a good box of matches. When Tommy came back, his mother asked him, "Did you buy a good box of matches?"
"Yes, Mom." Tommy replied, "I've tried everything."
A box of small matches
Mother asked Tommy to buy a good box of matches in the shop across the street. When Tommy came back, his mother asked him, "Did you buy a good match?"
"Yes, Mom." Tommy replied, "I've tried everything."
Father: Uh, oh, I think I just turned right illegally.
Susie: Never mind, Dad, the policeman behind you just did the same thing!
driver
Father: Oh, dear, I just turned right illegally.
Susie: That's all right, Dad. The policeman behind you turned like this.
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You are a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old woman? "
"She is a candy seller."
Good boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.
"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
I gave it to a poor old woman. He replied. "You are such a good boy," mother said proudly. "This is another two cents. But why are you so interested in that old lady? "
"She sells sweets."
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, and the other is a sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I can't point it out, but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow, and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
Two birds
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a sparrow. Who can point out which is the swallow and which is the sparrow?
Student: I can't point it out, but I know the answer
Teacher: Please talk about it.
Student: The sparrow is next to the swallow, and the swallow is next to the sparrow.
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