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Translate to English! Troublesome English master

Let me give you the first paragraph

A policeman in a big city is looking for a thief. Finally, they caught him. But when they took photos of the thief from the front, right side, left side, with a hat and without a hat, he suddenly knocked down one of the policemen and ran away.

A week later, the phone rang at the police station and someone said, "You're looking for Bill Cross again, aren't you?"

"Yes." One of the police officers answered the phone.

"Well, he left here for Waterbridge an hour ago," the man said in a high-pitched voice.

Waterbridge is a small town 150 kilometers away from the city. Police in the city sent four different photos to Waterbridge police.

A few hours later, they received a call from the Waterbridge police. "We have arrested three of them," they said very happily. "I think we will catch the third one tonight." four people”.

Second Paragraph

A young American doctor was sleeping when his doorbell rang. This is already property, but there is nothing the doctor can do. He had to get up, put on his coat and go downstairs.

When he opened the door, he saw a man standing outside with a hat in his hand. "How are you?" the man said. "Can you go to a place outside the town right away? It's very far but you have a car and I can give you directions."

"Of course" the doctor said. , "I'm ready, I can go right away." A few minutes later, the bike parked at the front door, the man got into the doctor's car, and they drove away.

They drove for a long time and the man said, "This is it. This is my home. Now I'll give you money so you can go back to town."

"I have to see the patients, how can I go back without seeing the patients?"

"There are no patients," the man explained, "no one is sick anymore, I live here, you know , I have to get home from town, there are no taxis at this time of night, but the doctor is often called at midnight, so forgive me, it’s money, thank you doctor, good night”

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