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8 18 my experience of spraying blood in sauna
In those days, I became a frequent visitor to the talent center. I go there every Tuesday and Friday to report, and finally I feel that I have lost my skin. Damn it, what nonsense international trade is empty. The last time I went to the talent center, I simply stuffed my resume into several hotels and became the head office of waiters.
It seems that Qingdao is really short of waiters. I just got out of the damn talent center this morning. There is a hotel for me to interview in the afternoon. I almost cried on the way to Qingdao xx Hotel. How can you say that you are also a specialist? I ended up working as a waiter in a hotel. In fact, in retrospect, it is too normal. College students, college students are nothing.
Waiting in line, filling out forms and interviewing, I became a waiter in this hotel in less than half an hour. "You should report to the entertainment department tomorrow," a bitch in the personnel department told me politely. Shit, that's it? I don't know why, but I feel very fulfilled. You can go to work so soon. I'm going to work, too. When I left, I bowed to that bitch and left happily, just like tm picked up the money.
The recreation department of this hotel was actually divided into two departments at that time, the bath center and the nightclub. I was assigned to the bath center, which is the sauna department.
When I changed my work clothes, the foreman showed me the environment and my colleagues. In the lobby, there is a welcome desk and cashier, followed by a lounge. In the lounge, I met the most beautiful woman in the world at that time, with fair skin, a pair of exquisite rimless glasses on her little goose egg face, the same hairstyle as Vakui's, a big red tight-fitting dress, white bucket boots. "This is Chen Yan, our public relations manager," said the head waiter. "Hello," Chen Yan held out her hand, and I quickly stepped forward to hold her hand and said foolishly, "Hello, Manager Chen." Her hands are so soft and slippery. It's her grandson lying down, and I'm stuck below. What else can I do with such a beautiful woman?
International trade was really naive at that time. In fact, Chen Yan was the mommy there, and I recovered my strength the next day, but later I didn't understand why such a beautiful woman had to do this for a long time.
In this way, I became a waitress in the hotel sauna department. In the first week, I was curious about everything in it, and sometimes I felt a little scared, because many things I saw later were only available in movies, but now I really don't want to believe it is true in this environment.
Anyone who goes to the bath center to find a technician knows that the basic process is similar. When changing clothes, someone will endlessly recommend various services and introduce technicians to you. If you pretend you don't understand, the waiter will tell you what it is vaguely, and your heart will itch.
That's what I did at that time, hanging clothes for guests and introducing services to them. In the first two weeks, every time I introduced various services to my guests, my JJ couldn't help but tilt up, as if I were going to do it. Hehe, the fear of being discovered by the guests really made me uncomfortable for a while. However, after two weeks, this feeling disappeared. Talking with guests is like selling home appliances in a shopping mall, and there are no more thoughts in your mind. But there are still two places in the sauna that make my heart beat faster. 1 is the lounge and 2 is the room. Lounge is the place where guests rest and do pedicure, and also the place where technicians are sold in Chen Yan. Why does this place make my heart beat so hard? Because the rear projection TV in the lounge is full of love action movies. Although I watched a lot in college, I still can't control my little penis. Plus Chen Yan, when she talks to guests, there is always a kind of * *, which makes me daydream. * * * room, that is, the gun room, is auditory to me. I really can't stand the voice of mechanic YD. Attendants in the dressing room are not allowed to stay near the lounge and the * * * room, which further increases the attraction of these two places to me. So I will go out to these two places when I have nothing to do, and I am looking forward to changing my position so that I can see enough. Over the past month or so, I have learned a lot. I feel that when I go to school, I am just a word. As long as you have money, you can find more beautiful technicians here. As long as you have money, you can meet any service you want: three-way 600, ice fire 300, *** 260, *** 300, Russia 380, in fact, it seems that these prices are a bit high now.
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