Jokes about yachts and research boats.

Jokes about yachts and research boats.

1, a yacht hit the rocks and was about to sink. The captain asked the first mate to tell passengers of different nationalities to put on life jackets and prepare for diving. The first mate went, ran back in a panic and reported to the captain. Six passengers refused to jump even if they died. What shall we do? The captain himself went to communicate with them. A minute later, the captain came back and said to the first mate. All six people jumped! ? The first mate asked the captain, how did you do it? The captain said, it's very simple. I told the Germans that this was an order, and the Germans jumped. Tell the British that diving is good for health, and the British jump; Tell the French that diving is fashionable and the French jump; Tell the Russians that this is a revolution, and the Russians jump up; Tell the Italians it's forbidden, and the Italians jump.

The first mate asked again:? Then how did you convince that American? The captain said, I told him: I insured you for 10 million! ?

2. A Russian scientific research ship floated on the ocean for several months, and the crew began to drink secretly. The captain called a meeting and decided to give up drinking: for the sake of serious discipline, I ordered all the wine to be thrown into the sea! ?

When a sailor shouted in the back row, the cabin became as quiet as a graveyard. The captain is right! It's time to throw all the wine into the sea! ?

The crew is angry:? There is no place for you divers to talk here! ?

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