What is it like to have a Chaoshan roommate in the dormitory?

I heard that

a quarter of the people studying in Guangzhou are Chaoshan people.

The editor suddenly became very curious,

In college, what would it be like to have a Chaoshan roommate?

What would it be like?

That day my junior sister asked me: What is Chaoshan dialect?

I proudly say: those words that you don’t understand but think they sound nice,

are Chaoshan dialect!

Every time he calls home, he speaks his hometown dialect without any scruples.

Nothing is understood.

The gentleness with which he spoke his native accent was completely different from the way he usually spoke Mandarin to us

.

Besides eating, eat anyway.

As soon as you arrive at the restaurant, you should announce that you are hungry on time.

When she was starving to death in the middle of the night at the Human Meat Shop,

there were all kinds of food in her cabinet.

There is not much delicious food,

But they love eating spicy strips!

Other roommates look good when they smile.

She looks so funny.

What a nice person!

By the way, what is the definition of Chaoshan? A city?

(How do you say this? Chaoshan covers a very wide area.

Chaoshan is actually the general name of an area.

If the person you like is from Chaoshan,

p>

Let’s search the area on Baidu!)

Every time during the holidays,

I always see her reposting a wave of tweets about Chaoshan delicacies,

Envy, jealousy and hatred!

Whenever there is nothing wrong, I will send one or two emoticons in Chaoshan dialect when chatting on WeChat

Or I will post one or two sentences in Chaoshan dialect to bully us for not being able to understand.

(They were the only ones smiling so happily,

The rest of us who couldn’t understand

were really confused! )

Farts are the loudest

Whenever I have something to do, I will check some Moments that we can’t understand.

Recently, there have been mudslides.

Let a Chaoshan girl translate the following passage.

I wish to be born in the next life

Be a piece of clay

If you want to make clay, just make clay

If you don’t want to make clay, just make clay

< p>If you want to make mud, just make mud

Yes, I will bully you for not understanding

I would like to do it in the next life

A bucket of water

Wash away Lu and rub the mud, wash away Lu and love to be a nun

May I be born in the next life

Be a gust of wind

Shout, beer will cry, xiuxiu will cry, huhu will cry,

Guangguang screams and blows in all directions

If you love the mud, then go to the mud; if you don’t want the mud, go to the mud.

If you carry the mud, then blow the mud accordingly. To the Lianyang Bridge Xia Xafeng

Every time the Chaoshan roommates have friends over,

the two of them have a great time chatting in Chaoshan dialect,

we don’t listen to a word don't know.

When a group of people went out for a party,

when they suddenly found two Chaoshan people among them,

they immediately started talking in Chaoshan dialect again!

Didn’t I say that Chaoshan women are very virtuous?

My Chaoshan roommate,

washes his socks only once a week!

But doing crafts is quite ingenious.

I always feel that I can’t offend Chaoshan people,

otherwise they will “call people from other provinces sex.”

The most perverted thing is that Chaoshan dialect is different from other places. There are different accents!

(I always feel that they are Chaoshan people,

But the Chaoshan dialect they speak is different...)

Sometimes she can’t understand what she says. ,

I thought she was talking to herself, so scary!

She talked in her sleep in the middle of the night, and she spoke Chaoshan dialect.

I couldn’t understand it. I felt like she was possessed by a ghost. It was so scary!

Always give us Chaoshan specialties to eat.

Chaoshan people are very united.

Where is it reflected?

For example, if you write a tweet about Chaoshan,

100,00 views per minute?

Whether you believe it or not

I believe it anyway

Hahaha

To be honest, I can meet a Chaoshan roommate ,

I will bring you special products and sew underwear,

It is useless to go to the market!

Know how to cherish it!

If the person you like is from Chaoshan, you should cherish it even more, haha!

Chaoshan region has the lowest divorce rate in the country.

Girls are generally gentle and kind.

In fact, we do not favor boys over girls.

To be honest, even if you say Chaoshan boys are chauvinistic,

In fact, we still like Chaoshan very much,

We are reluctant to marry too far away,

p>

Otherwise, where can we eat it?

Di Dou Fang

Huansha Yam

Beef Balls

Intestinal Vermicelli

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